Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
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Top comments
rebelsrock 17
I love it when girls are affectionate
UserOfTheMind 24
You don't mess with someone's sleep... ever. That shit is precious.
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Comments (58)
riddhi 16
obviouy, when somebody says they love you, you punch them (sarcasm)
TreeTreeMan 23
Or move to Canada
americanafrican 32
i now pronounce you Chuck and Larry
jqmalang 17
A better love story than twilight.
beeferjay 34
maybe she was still hung over...?
YoloWhiteRSA 20
Love hurts!
smoothies14 32
Aw, you must be a great boyfriend.
Glynnis62 13
Good enough to punch
olpally 33
Don't interrupt a woman's sleep. Lesson learned.
PotatoesAndCake 26
Damn! What's her problem?
myoukei 31
It may have been an automatic response. I punch my alarm clock to turn it off. She probably was just reacting to the thing near her that was making noise
buckstop1 37
"pain turns me on"
Lalala579121 28
Maybe you shouldn't have said it first from jail.