By eatmywords - 05/07/2011 07:06 - Singapore

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

So, what's your amazing job that entitles you to belittle janitors? No wonder your girlfriend called you a loser: Your ex has nore balls than you. Grow a pair, and stop acting like a little boy.

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SteelCladAngel 0

LOL asshole you completely deserved that....now image how much worse your life would suck if your current gf left you for your ex gf :)

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juicyglamgirl24 3

you are such a jerk, no wonder your not together anymore.

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848901 0

Wow...you are a loser, lol!

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snafu63 0

I've never seen a janitor wearing overalls

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Katharhs 2

Exactly! He just assumed and made an ass of himself. And forgot his girlfriend's mom is a janitor.

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XxThrasherxX 0

smooth move furgeson

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fadingfaith 4

At least she didn't dump you.

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iloveshh23 2

this made my day! sorry op :)

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Katharhs 2

at #138, I'm a frequent reader of FML. And singapore is a small country. Never expected he will post it here. funny as shit. He also failed to mention the reason why his current girlfriend called him a loser. Her mom works as a janitor.

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