Today, an angry customer from my old job and punched me in the face before screaming; “You thought you’d seen the last of me?” I moved seven states over and she followed me here just to do that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
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Sady_Ct 38
That’s an assault charge
Charlie Given 28
That's stocking someone it's time to get the police involved and have that person arrested cuz they will continue to do it
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Comments (11)
mccuish 25
That’s dedication
Sady_Ct 38
That’s an assault charge
Charlie Given 28
That's stocking someone it's time to get the police involved and have that person arrested cuz they will continue to do it
coius 23
“Stalking”. You need the grammar and spelling police to visit you.
Charlie Given 28
yayaya I was voice texting oops lol
Loulaloulabellno 9
It’s pretty horrible to say that considering this person could have dyslexia, this just made you seem so very ignorant.
Suaria 38
You can definitely charge that person with assault and stalking. You should get the cops involved.
BurnInDemonFire 39
That bitch is insane!
spinspinsugar 12
that's ******* creepy!!!!
Bogrbon 27
This is why restraining orders exist. Also jails.
Chazzster 32
WOW! That former customer sounds like a real nut job! There is a part of me, however that wonders what OP did (or didn’t do) to inspire that degree of reaction. Maybe the former customer is just a plain old nut job, or just perhaps OP did something that inspired that reaction. Regardless of what happened in the past, stalking and assault is not justified. There are legal remedies, and although self defense is justified - to advise OP after the fact to physically attack this “nut job” is not a good idea.
Wadlaen 24
That's devotion!😅
John Raymond Matheney 6
gonna ask the unpopular question as there are two sides to every story. what did you do?