FML : Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident....

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Triple F - / Saturday 7 March 2009 17:16 / United States

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By Kyothine | 0

#20116 - Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

That's what you get when you think you're hot shit.

By amazinggbaby | 2

#867469 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:18

So you think all girls should have low self esteem? Yeah she totally deserves it for having a confident day.

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By DEATHx2 | 0

#20113 - Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

klutz

z620 | 0

#933222 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:01

that must have been an interesting carpool to the hospital

Snake1105 | 20

#6085505 - Thursday 9 October 2014 22:29

You could say that again.

By dwights | 0

#20114 - Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

hahahhaa. GG.

at least it wasnt embarrassing or anything :P

By Kyothine | 0

#20116 - Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

That's what you get when you think you're hot shit.

amazinggbaby | 2

#867469 - Thursday 18 February 2010 3:18

So you think all girls should have low self esteem? Yeah she totally deserves it for having a confident day.

Michaelsgirl04 | 9

#4923625 - Wednesday 12 September 2012 15:47

she shouldn't have "struck a pose" she probably just ended up looking like an idiot

Parky03 | 9

#5129456 - Friday 9 November 2012 4:29

Being confident is good. Striking a pose is cocky.

teentee401 | 36

#6044472 - Friday 22 August 2014 3:48

Also how do you casually strike a pose without looking awkward and unnatural.

By sahreeg | 0

#20119 - Saturday 7 March 2009 21:49

k failed thxbai

By jp11692 | 0

#20136 - Saturday 7 March 2009 21:59

agreed with #3

By Graphophobia | 0

#20152 - Saturday 7 March 2009 22:09

Ooh, ouch. Sometimes you can't help feeling hot, and then the Universe strikes you down for your arrogance. Hopefully he'll get you some flowers or a get well card, though. XD

By TryToBeKind | 0

#20155 - Saturday 7 March 2009 22:10

Pride goeth before the fall, isn't that how the expression goes?

By fyface | 0

#20159 - Saturday 7 March 2009 22:12

aww don't you hate it when things like this happen? when you go from feeling great to feeling like shit in a matter of seconds :( im sorry, this sucks