Love: Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction?... - FML

By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By youmakemesick - 12/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me and then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:15

tic tac is your friend

O_0 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 11:20

That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....

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ben2002_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:53

ouch...hahaha

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:42

#15 Thats crazy, I would be grossed out that she vomited and embarrassed if I vomited. Also some people throw up when they are nervous (luckily I just laugh like a loony) so maybe she was really happy but scared. Unless she was like "GROSS!" and then vomited you really don't know until you ask.

louken83 0

Friday 10 April 2009 7:12

#16, I immediately thought of South Park also.

derailed 1

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:20

Shoulda rubbed her nose in it and told her she was bad.

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:07

she might of been nervous.

easylazy 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:28

eeeeeeeeeeeeeew! in your mouth?!?!?!

EpicFail_fml 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:26

Ouch Dude that really sucks. #23 you're a ditz. Like really? #21 you're amazing. #s 16&20 Me too. #4if no one lied this site wouldn't be half as popular.

shabanana9 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:12

Ouch. That kind of sucks. Yet it's so funny at the same time.. Haha. Sorry, man.

rsvpdx97 2

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:27

She might of had a virus

Alexgoesfml 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 18:37

She might have been nervous. Or did you stick her tongue so far down her throat to cause a gag reflex.

French21 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 11:45

Awww I'm sorry! That sucks. I did that to my guy friend when I was drunk once but made it to the bathroom so he didn't see. I wasn't grossed out I was just sick from drinking. Maybe this is the case with her?

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