Intimacy, Sex and Family: Creeped out

Creeped out

By Really jealous - 26/01/2021 09:31 - India

Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea. She called me a jealous bastard who can't get laid. FML

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By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 288

You deserved it 210

Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 10 504

How come you were there?

By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML

I agree, your life sucks 486

You deserved it 90

By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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You deserved it 5 529

By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 925

You deserved it 369

By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 939

You deserved it 213

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 880

You deserved it 2 821

Awkward conversation

By anon - 28/12/2019 05:00 - United States - La Puente

Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 623

You deserved it 378

By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 735

You deserved it 2 640

By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 924

OrySoma 11

Tuesday 26 January 2021 18:43

Alabama is a hella of place to live

juggalo2 20

Tuesday 26 January 2021 11:30

Why is she doing it? Is she desperate? Or is it actually a good option? In some cultures cousin marriage isn't taboo. On the other hand it could create family drama. I would certainly think choosing a partner from the majority of people who aren't cousins would be preferable.

Comments

jobekka 20

Tuesday 26 January 2021 5:10

why are you trying to stop her? its not really your business.. cousins marrying is actually legal in most countries, it's far enough out that it wont **** up the offspring. don't be a judgemental friend :/

FireS Pitt In kitten 2

Tuesday 26 January 2021 20:29

Shut the **** up.

Levi2411 41

Tuesday 26 January 2021 21:37

That's disgusting. What is wrong with you?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 28 January 2021 6:02

True. It's even legal in quite a few US states, but because it's not commonplace throughout the country, it's still sort of taboo, and "wrong", despite evidence suggesting it's not as bad as direct relations like siblings, and parent/offspring.