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He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.
Wtf are you talking about? That's totally irrelevant to this FML. Read the FML properly before attempting to get first comment.
Wtf are you talking about? That's totally irrelevant to this FML. Read the FML properly before attempting to get first comment.
^WIN
******* **** that sucks, jesus CHRIST!
I hope you tell everyone how much of a di&k he is
Wow, that sucks. Well atleast you know that he is not the one? Hahaha better lucky next time OP!
don't be mad bec that happen to you
Sure?
FIRST and haha that sucks, dumbass
your profile pic is awesome 15
and say what? "BITCH get back here! and **** me!" ???
And do my taxes!
haha yer right too
177- But two rights make a... Down....?
damn that sucks, he wasn't worth it in the first place nobody should be treated that way
true if I were u I would tell everyone and if he denise it kick him in the balls if he has any and make him tell the truth!!!
ur pic is epic^^
ugh stop using that word...
139, YOU are a DUMBASS! yes it is a reason!! Shes a bitch! do u know how much it hurts to get kicked down there? so if i hit a girl (which i wouldnt) then its ok? you think its ok to hit guys in the balls them you will be forever alone. If you kick a guy in the balls for that reason=u are a bitch
As a female my rule is if it's an unfair fight use unfair means. I only kick in the nads if he pulls out a knife and there isn't enough distance for me to book it or grab my own weapon.
ok then, idiots. now don't complain about child birth either, and I you guys think you are so tough. lollol, how about you women don't complain about child birth and just deal with it. thats exactly how you treat us when we get kicked in the balls. btw, you are saying women are always weaker *unfair fight* and how is it right to kick a guy in the balls just because he denied something??
163- SHUT UP. My god...it hurts to read your comments, theyre that annoying. And please, for the sake of us all, learn how to spell right. I dont see why you care so much about getting kicked in the balls. We all get it would hurt, and i dont see why you even brought up child birth. If OP kicked him in the balls, then he would probably learn pretty damn fast not to disrespect women and touch them there so fast. If she doesnt, then she doesnt, and he can go on thinking thats fine. Stop making such a big deal about it.
Oh really. I really care about my grammar online. who ******* cares? If it bothers you I suggest you get a life. And 167, women sure love to be disrespected. they always stay with the jerk and you can't deny that. you know its true. Btw, it bothers me because so many retarded hypocrites like you think its ok to kick guys in the balls but then freak out when a guy defends himself.
Me get a life? That made my ******* day. Im not a grammar nazi, but if youre trying to make a point, you might want to actually sound smart..Though with a dipshit like you that would be hard... Oh really? Does it sound like i like getting disrespected? I sure as hell dont, and plenty of other girls out there agree unless theyre a hooker or some shit. So, yes, i CAN deny that girls dont like getting disrespected, smart ass. And yes, i would expect him to defend himself. Which is fine, who wouldnt? But if i kicked him in the balls, he deserves it anyway so i wouldnt really give a **** about kicking him anyway.
You pushed the wrong ******* button with that last one. Women only stay with jerks cause there's an abundance of them, and if you want proof read your last comments asshole. And who can compare child birth to nad smashing? No one, because no one had been through both. When I said unfair fight, I was talking about knives not gender differences. Read, it comes in handy. Have you seen the movie Idiocracy? Watch it and then think long and hard about your grammar. You called someone online that you don't even know a bitch, can we all just pretend your balls have dropped so we can move on? I think you actually need your balls smashed so that you cannot reproduce. It will save everyone agitation in the long run. Final note- Start citing other comments when you argue cause I swear you're just pulling arguments out your ass and I don't want to know what else is stuck up there.
"But if i kicked him in the balls, he deserves it anyway so i wouldnt really give a **** about kicking him anyway. " "he deserves it anyway" If you think that, you deserve to be abused and hit. And why should I try to sound intelligent? What ******* benefit do I get from that? If you kick him in the balls, he should slap you across the face as hard as he can. That doesn't even compare to being kicked in the balls. You are one of the reasons why I lost faith in alot of the female gender
Please tell me that means you're going gay. Another point for the ladies!!
173- Dont you ******* dare say i deserve to be abused and hit! DONT YOU ******* DARE. I grew up with that shit. And trust me, i know how to handle stupid little things, like you for example. (And that "thank you!" comment wasnt for you.) If youre enough of a pussy to make this big of a deal over your balls, which you sound like youre missing, then your a ******* pussy and need to man up. If someone gets kicked in the balls then they deserve it. And hitting the person back would just make things worse, especially if the nut kick got them even. Two wrongs dont make a right, mother ******.
177- Of course you deserve to get hit are you kidding me? When does the guy have to kiss back when the girl makes a move on him? The guy took a step back realized he could better and moved off. Thus saying we shouldnt tell anyone. his probably popular and this would stain him. God forbid a guy kiss a girl without the girl calling bloody rape like what happen in the FML. Now for your judgement. Hitting someone is extremly awful unless they didnt hit you you dont hit them. SIMPLE. But hey maybe if i see your boyfriend/husband beating the shit out of you, YOU Must Deserve it with your thinking. now most guys would agree if my attitude a guy or girl or ******* alien hits you first then **** it your ******* somebody up. I hope to God you never kick a guy in the balls and hes a dude like me. Oh and if you reply dont call me a pussy repeatdly because that makes no sense at all....
Grammar nazis Please Forgive me. That was my first FML comment.
dont mind if I doツ ✔haha
68- Nice one!
If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.
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If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.
He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.