Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
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Happygofucky 0
If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.
KMilliron 2
He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.
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Comments (217)
chuymac 3
that's mad tyte JDM YO
chester75 5
lol sorry it was meant for #4
wisericky 12
You should have given him herpies, then people would believe you.
MC18 0
Hahah I actually love your comments so much...
MarvolousM 0
Lol i totally Agree
crazycat123 0
you cant just give people herpes whenever you feel like it
AnneFTW 17
At least it was just a kiss. You're better off finding out sooner rather than later than he's a horrible person.
sarapsosis 1
At least it was just a kiss????? She has brought great shame on her family, and has given the milk away for free!!! This is a crime where the only just punishment is death. She disgusts me!!! I spit on you OP *spits on OP* I'm playin, but no joke in Saudi Arabia
texaschick48 1
he's not even worth it
Smiley_sie 0
What a d!(k.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Location says "United States". DERP.
b3ll4b00 0
grow up a little and just spell the word DICK! yes. thats coming from a 13 year old....
A7X_LoVeee 10
Wtf? I replied to the wrong person apparently. Ignore that previous comment..
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
FISH!!^*
giantsfan2010 23
How long until 73 gets banned? Anyone wanna place bets?
jess6blondie9 3
Nah they won't ban KaySL
NianRakluz 0
81: You are not that smart, are you?
jewjewB 0
next day
Sirin_fml 47
"Dick". There...
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Sirin just proved the 12-year-old wrong. For that we are eternally greatfull.
Danielle2555 0
yeah im with ^^ haha moderators...:P
Sisaac 0
Jerk.
stalkergirl94 0
Douche.
MeggoBee 0
ur name is stalkergirl....?
Susieee_Q 9
^ You live in Stalkersville? I'm a stalker for knowing that?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Sounds like an asshole. You don't deserve that and you'll find someone ten times better!
ydi_4_suking 20
wht if OP only finds someone 2 times better?
NianRakluz 0
Then you have to Avenge him seven times more.
L3Paparazzo 7
atleast :p
amerwin 3
Give the man credit for trying to console you with a tender, caring handful of ass.
MC18 0
Heyy therrre ;)
anonymous595 0
**** shite bolaxe haha