Intimacy: Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 17:37 - Germany - Naurath

Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML

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whythankyou 19

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Saturday 22 February 2014 1:49

She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

kjack49044 18

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Saturday 22 February 2014 1:48

Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.

kjack49044 18

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Saturday 22 February 2014 1:48

Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.

Welshite 39

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Saturday 22 February 2014 1:48

Her beer goggles extend to anatomy.

timakinz 21

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Saturday 22 February 2014 13:53

Witty

Michael903 18

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Saturday 22 February 2014 1:48

Ah....alcohol. The great fml tool that keeps on giving again and again! Don't worry OP, she'll find it after she sobers up and you'll have a funny story!

Ytharr_Taaz 10

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Saturday 22 February 2014 1:49

That's awkward af lol

laden_swallow09 34

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Saturday 22 February 2014 2:11

Do you know what the word "awkward" means?

andrewturtle 16

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Saturday 22 February 2014 2:56

#6 is a cat. Don't have such high expectations.

Ytharr_Taaz 10

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Saturday 22 February 2014 6:31

Meow meow

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 22 February 2014 9:30

"awkward" is starting to get used like "literally"

6punkrock9 2

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Saturday 22 February 2014 11:19

Whoever said you're cute as a kitten, lied to you

zsxwrsd 7

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Monday 24 February 2014 8:08

no its not

whythankyou 19

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Saturday 22 February 2014 1:49

She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

molliciousj 19

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Sunday 23 February 2014 5:06

Haha! ^^^ Omg this girl needs a high five!

amason5995 4

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Friday 23 May 2014 1:35

Crazy clever, kudos girl, kudos.

worldclassrager 39

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Saturday 22 February 2014 1:56

Assist her hand...that may help...or have less drinks...

paigexox0 37

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Saturday 22 February 2014 9:12

Someone pointed out how much you use "..." And now thats all i notice whenever you comment

worldclassrager 39

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Saturday 22 February 2014 20:21

Old habits die hard

molliciousj 19

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Sunday 23 February 2014 5:07

Whoa, #51, you forgot something....

worldclassrager 39

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Tuesday 4 March 2014 16:37

Intentional...

skipper2009 18

Saturday 22 February 2014 1:57

The ol tuck and stuff! Yeah my husband does the same when I get frisky. He says I'm too rough :(

greekk 21

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Saturday 22 February 2014 3:36

a tuck and stuff would mean she would have felt it on his ass lol, she was feeling his ass while looking for said penis.

molliciousj 19

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Sunday 23 February 2014 5:09

Maybe he tucks it in his ass.

broski4 13

Saturday 22 February 2014 1:59

Well at least you know she's pure... For now

kumarina 35

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Saturday 22 February 2014 5:47

Some people get honest drunk, she gets anatomy wrong drunk, doesn't mean she is a virgin....

reaxion 25

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Saturday 22 February 2014 2:02

At least your girl, drunk off her tits, was doing those things to you instead of a random stranger. She proved her love for you right there. When she sobers up take good care of her and her hangover.