By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 17:37 - Germany - Naurath

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Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML
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whythankyou 19
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She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

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kjack49044 18
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Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.

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kjack49044 18
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Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.

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Welshite 39
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Her beer goggles extend to anatomy.

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Michael903 18
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Ah....alcohol. The great fml tool that keeps on giving again and again! Don't worry OP, she'll find it after she sobers up and you'll have a funny story!

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Ytharr_Taaz 10
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That's awkward af lol

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laden_swallow09 34
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Do you know what the word "awkward" means?

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andrewturtle 16
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#6 is a cat. Don't have such high expectations.

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cryssycakesx3 22
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"awkward" is starting to get used like "literally"

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6punkrock9 2
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Whoever said you're cute as a kitten, lied to you

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whythankyou 19
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She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

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molliciousj 19
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Haha! ^^^ Omg this girl needs a high five!

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amason5995 4
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Crazy clever, kudos girl, kudos.

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worldclassrager 39
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Assist her hand...that may help...or have less drinks...

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paigexox0 37
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Someone pointed out how much you use "..." And now thats all i notice whenever you comment

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worldclassrager 39
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Old habits die hard

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molliciousj 19
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Whoa, #51, you forgot something....

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skipper2009 18
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The ol tuck and stuff! Yeah my husband does the same when I get frisky. He says I'm too rough :(

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greekk 21
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a tuck and stuff would mean she would have felt it on his ass lol, she was feeling his ass while looking for said penis.

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molliciousj 19
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Maybe he tucks it in his ass.

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broski4 13
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Well at least you know she's pure... For now

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kumarina 35
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Some people get honest drunk, she gets anatomy wrong drunk, doesn't mean she is a virgin....

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reaxion 25
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At least your girl, drunk off her tits, was doing those things to you instead of a random stranger. She proved her love for you right there. When she sobers up take good care of her and her hangover.

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thomcmoore 23
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You should've asked around for a second opinion.

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