If she couldn't Find your penis. You got me question who the real lightweight is... If you know what I mean

I don't know about you, but I certainly don't have a penis on my ass...

Your penis isn't on your ass? Isn't that where everyone's dick is...

#12 Don't let ol' Dick Butt fool you, he's a slimy one he is.

Maybe #1 likes a penis in his ass?!

Yes, it is strange that his penis could not be found on his butt.... dude seriously?

Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.

Her beer goggles extend to anatomy.

Witty

Ah....alcohol. The great fml tool that keeps on giving again and again! Don't worry OP, she'll find it after she sobers up and you'll have a funny story!

That's awkward af lol

Do you know what the word "awkward" means?

#6 is a cat. Don't have such high expectations.

Meow meow

"awkward" is starting to get used like "literally"

Whoever said you're cute as a kitten, lied to you

no its not

She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

Haha! ^^^ Omg this girl needs a high five!

Crazy clever, kudos girl, kudos.

Assist her hand...that may help...or have less drinks...

Someone pointed out how much you use "..." And now thats all i notice whenever you comment

Old habits die hard

Whoa, #51, you forgot something....

Intentional...

The ol tuck and stuff! Yeah my husband does the same when I get frisky. He says I'm too rough :(

a tuck and stuff would mean she would have felt it on his ass lol, she was feeling his ass while looking for said penis.

Maybe he tucks it in his ass.

Well at least you know she's pure... For now

Some people get honest drunk, she gets anatomy wrong drunk, doesn't mean she is a virgin....

At least your girl, drunk off her tits, was doing those things to you instead of a random stranger. She proved her love for you right there. When she sobers up take good care of her and her hangover.