By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 17:37 - Germany - Naurath

Spicy
Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML
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Same thing different taste

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She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.

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Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.

Ah....alcohol. The great fml tool that keeps on giving again and again! Don't worry OP, she'll find it after she sobers up and you'll have a funny story!

She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

Assist her hand...that may help...or have less drinks...

skipper2009 18

The ol tuck and stuff! Yeah my husband does the same when I get frisky. He says I'm too rough :(

a tuck and stuff would mean she would have felt it on his ass lol, she was feeling his ass while looking for said penis.

broski4 13

Well at least you know she's pure... For now

Some people get honest drunk, she gets anatomy wrong drunk, doesn't mean she is a virgin....

At least your girl, drunk off her ****, was doing those things to you instead of a random stranger. She proved her love for you right there. When she sobers up take good care of her and her hangover.

You should've asked around for a second opinion.