FML : Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit...

Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 21 February 2014 17:37 / Germany - Naurath

Intimacy

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By MysteriousX_fml | 10

#5865309 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:55

I don't know about you, but I certainly don't have a penis on my ass...

By whythankyou | 19

#5865306 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:49

She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

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By FeedMeLaughter | 10

#5865300 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:46

If she couldn't Find your penis. You got me question who the real lightweight is... If you know what I mean

MysteriousX_fml | 10

#5865309 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:55

I don't know about you, but I certainly don't have a penis on my ass...

Catkam623 | 27

#5865315 - Saturday 22 February 2014 2:00

Your penis isn't on your ass? Isn't that where everyone's dick is...

Wizardo | 33

#5865327 - Saturday 22 February 2014 2:28

#12 Don't let ol' Dick Butt fool you, he's a slimy one he is.

zed34 | 18

#5865352 - Saturday 22 February 2014 3:42

Maybe #1 likes a penis in his ass?!

amason5995 | 4

#5953556 - Friday 23 May 2014 1:33

Yes, it is strange that his penis could not be found on his butt.... dude seriously?

By kjack49044 | 18

#5865302 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:48

Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.

By Welshite | 39

#5865303 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:48

Her beer goggles extend to anatomy.

timakinz | 21

#5865650 - Saturday 22 February 2014 13:53

Witty

By Michael903 | 18

#5865304 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:48

Ah....alcohol. The great fml tool that keeps on giving again and again! Don't worry OP, she'll find it after she sobers up and you'll have a funny story!

By Ytharr_Taaz | 10

#5865305 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:49

That's awkward af lol

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5865319 - Saturday 22 February 2014 2:11

Do you know what the word "awkward" means?

andrewturtle | 16

#5865337 - Saturday 22 February 2014 2:56

#6 is a cat. Don't have such high expectations.

Ytharr_Taaz | 10

#5865481 - Saturday 22 February 2014 6:31

Meow meow

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5865575 - Saturday 22 February 2014 9:30

"awkward" is starting to get used like "literally"

6punkrock9 | 2

#5865599 - Saturday 22 February 2014 11:19

Whoever said you're cute as a kitten, lied to you

zsxwrsd | 7

#5867192 - Monday 24 February 2014 8:08

no its not

By whythankyou | 19

#5865306 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:49

She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

molliciousj | 19

#5866175 - Sunday 23 February 2014 5:06

Haha! ^^^ Omg this girl needs a high five!

amason5995 | 4

#5953557 - Friday 23 May 2014 1:35

Crazy clever, kudos girl, kudos.

By worldclassrager | 39

#5865310 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:56

Assist her hand...that may help...or have less drinks...

paigexox0 | 37

#5865558 - Saturday 22 February 2014 9:12

Someone pointed out how much you use "..." And now thats all i notice whenever you comment

worldclassrager | 39

#5865905 - Saturday 22 February 2014 20:21

Old habits die hard

molliciousj | 19

#5866177 - Sunday 23 February 2014 5:07

Whoa, #51, you forgot something....

worldclassrager | 39

#5875357 - Tuesday 4 March 2014 16:37

Intentional...

By skipper2009 | 18

#5865312 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:57

The ol tuck and stuff! Yeah my husband does the same when I get frisky. He says I'm too rough :(

greekk | 21

#5865349 - Saturday 22 February 2014 3:36

a tuck and stuff would mean she would have felt it on his ass lol, she was feeling his ass while looking for said penis.

molliciousj | 19

#5866178 - Sunday 23 February 2014 5:09

Maybe he tucks it in his ass.

By broski4 | 13

#5865314 - Saturday 22 February 2014 1:59

Well at least you know she's pure... For now

kumarina | 35

#5865447 - Saturday 22 February 2014 5:47

Some people get honest drunk, she gets anatomy wrong drunk, doesn't mean she is a virgin....

By reaxion | 25

#5865316 - Saturday 22 February 2014 2:02

At least your girl, drunk off her tits, was doing those things to you instead of a random stranger. She proved her love for you right there. When she sobers up take good care of her and her hangover.