Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML
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MysteriousX_fml
| 10
I don't know about you, but I certainly don't have a penis on my ass...
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whythankyou
| 19
She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.
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FeedMeLaughter
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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MysteriousX_fml
| 10
I don't know about you, but I certainly don't have a penis on my ass...
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Catkam623
| 27
Your penis isn't on your ass? Isn't that where everyone's dick is...
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Wizardo
| 33
#12 Don't let ol' Dick Butt fool you, he's a slimy one he is.
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zed34
| 18
Maybe #1 likes a penis in his ass?!
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amason5995
| 4
Yes, it is strange that his penis could not be found on his butt.... dude seriously?
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kjack49044
| 18
Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.
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Welshite
| 39
Her beer goggles extend to anatomy.
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timakinz
| 21
Witty
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Michael903
| 18
Ah....alcohol. The great fml tool that keeps on giving again and again! Don't worry OP, she'll find it after she sobers up and you'll have a funny story!
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Ytharr_Taaz
| 10
That's awkward af lol
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Do you know what the word "awkward" means?
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andrewturtle
| 16
#6 is a cat. Don't have such high expectations.
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Ytharr_Taaz
| 10
Meow meow
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
"awkward" is starting to get used like "literally"
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6punkrock9
| 2
Whoever said you're cute as a kitten, lied to you
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zsxwrsd
| 7
no its not
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whythankyou
| 19
She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.
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molliciousj
| 19
Haha! ^^^ Omg this girl needs a high five!
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amason5995
| 4
Crazy clever, kudos girl, kudos.
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worldclassrager
| 39
Assist her hand...that may help...or have less drinks...
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paigexox0
| 37
Someone pointed out how much you use "..." And now thats all i notice whenever you comment
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worldclassrager
| 39
Old habits die hard
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molliciousj
| 19
Whoa, #51, you forgot something....
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worldclassrager
| 39
Intentional...
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skipper2009
| 18
The ol tuck and stuff! Yeah my husband does the same when I get frisky. He says I'm too rough :(
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greekk
| 21
a tuck and stuff would mean she would have felt it on his ass lol, she was feeling his ass while looking for said penis.
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molliciousj
| 19
Maybe he tucks it in his ass.
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broski4
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Well at least you know she's pure... For now
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kumarina
| 35
Some people get honest drunk, she gets anatomy wrong drunk, doesn't mean she is a virgin....
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reaxion
| 25
At least your girl, drunk off her tits, was doing those things to you instead of a random stranger. She proved her love for you right there. When she sobers up take good care of her and her hangover.