Work, Kids and Religion: Happy Kal Rekk!

Happy Kal Rekk!

By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 03:00

Today, my daughter got fired from a high five figures job for making up fake religious holidays to get days off, and for almost a year her boss was so scared of being called a racist, he never bothered to look into it until today, and she was sacked 10 minutes later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 816

You deserved it 374

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By firedofbirthday - 14/02/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 248

You deserved it 6 930

By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 19:33 - United States - Little Rock

Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 864

You deserved it 3 683

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 639

You deserved it 2 999

By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 753

You deserved it 3 710

By jobless - 08/09/2016 18:18 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 957

You deserved it 934

By sabotaged - 02/11/2015 00:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 859

You deserved it 1 568

By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 650

You deserved it 2 663

Professional.

By Anonymous - 23/06/2018 19:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 446

You deserved it 293

By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 02:00

Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 029

You deserved it 335

Stop doing this

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 22:01

Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 589

You deserved it 84

SirEnigM0nk 22

Thursday 8 June 2023 5:29

How dare they defile Pastehach! The Flying Spaghetti Monster frowns upon this blasphemy!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 8 June 2023 4:02

Festivus is real, dammit!

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 8 June 2023 4:02

Festivus is real, dammit!

core01 30

Thursday 8 June 2023 4:20

She's a genius!

SamanthaThe1st 22

Thursday 8 June 2023 5:16

That reminds me, I gotta go. It's Buchwuch.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Thursday 8 June 2023 5:29

How dare they defile Pastehach! The Flying Spaghetti Monster frowns upon this blasphemy!

Iamthebanzai22 20

Thursday 8 June 2023 7:35

Yeah.. She really isn't doing her own race any favours.

mccuish 25

Thursday 8 June 2023 7:49

Is your daughter bender from futurama

Hangryko 29

Thursday 8 June 2023 22:39

Were one of the fake religious holidays The Feast of Maximum Occupancy from "The Simpsons?"

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 10 June 2023 4:48

She's an idiot. 30 minutes of work on her day off setting up websites could have given her all the cover she needs for her made-up holiday.

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Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML

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Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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Happy Kal Rekk!

Same thing different taste

Professional.

Stop doing this

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