Happy Kal Rekk!

By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 03:00

Today, my daughter got fired from a high five figures job for making up fake religious holidays to get days off, and for almost a year her boss was so scared of being called a racist, he never bothered to look into it until today, and she was sacked 10 minutes later. FML
I agree, your life sucks 829
You deserved it 387

Same thing different taste

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How dare they defile Pastehach! The Flying Spaghetti Monster frowns upon this blasphemy!

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That reminds me, I gotta go. It's Buchwuch.

How dare they defile Pastehach! The Flying Spaghetti Monster frowns upon this blasphemy!

Yeah.. She really isn't doing her own race any favours.

mccuish 25

Is your daughter bender from futurama

Were one of the fake religious holidays The Feast of Maximum Occupancy from "The Simpsons?"

She's an idiot. 30 minutes of work on her day off setting up websites could have given her all the cover she needs for her made-up holiday.