Work, Kids and Religion: Happy Kal Rekk! - FML

Happy Kal Rekk!

By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 03:00

Today, my daughter got fired from a high five figures job for making up fake religious holidays to get days off, and for almost a year her boss was so scared of being called a racist, he never bothered to look into it until today, and she was sacked 10 minutes later. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

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Thursday 8 June 2023 5:29

How dare they defile Pastehach! The Flying Spaghetti Monster frowns upon this blasphemy!

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 8 June 2023 4:02

Festivus is real, dammit!

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 8 June 2023 4:02

Festivus is real, dammit!

core01 30

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Thursday 8 June 2023 4:20

She's a genius!

SamanthaThe1st 22

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Thursday 8 June 2023 5:16

That reminds me, I gotta go. It's Buchwuch.

SirEnigM0nk 22

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Thursday 8 June 2023 5:29

How dare they defile Pastehach! The Flying Spaghetti Monster frowns upon this blasphemy!

Iamthebanzai22 20

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Thursday 8 June 2023 7:35

Yeah.. She really isn't doing her own race any favours.

mccuish 25

Thursday 8 June 2023 7:49

Is your daughter bender from futurama

Hangryko 26

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Thursday 8 June 2023 22:39

Were one of the fake religious holidays The Feast of Maximum Occupancy from "The Simpsons?"

Earl_KarmasBitch 33

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Saturday 10 June 2023 4:48

She's an idiot. 30 minutes of work on her day off setting up websites could have given her all the cover she needs for her made-up holiday.

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