Money: Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it....

By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By ShortTermMemoryFailure - 01/11/2018 08:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I discovered that I once again forgot my credit card in the vending machine at work. This is the second time in a week that this happened, and now 6 coworkers have bought drinks with my card since I lost it. I have no way of making it back to work for a week. FML

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Get back

By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 27/06/2025 20:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML

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By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By fmfl - 17/11/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML

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Classic mistake

By 暂不提供 - 02/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML

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muchlovezoe 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:05

isn't that the point?

Hich17 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:04

Today I ate a tub of lard to help me gain weight. Now I'm fat. FML. You're an idiot, dude.

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teampink 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:36

i do that all the time!

george_lopez 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:27

this is a pretty freakin retarded, but funny fml. It should be more like fupl - F ur parets lives for giving birth to you.

DreBeezy 9

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:52

Wouldn't that be fypl then?

jal_8_jal 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:38

then it has served its purpose. many laughs at you, dear fmler. also, how exactly would you hide something from yourself? Get totally high?

Hich17 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:04

Today I ate a tub of lard to help me gain weight. Now I'm fat. FML. You're an idiot, dude.

happygoluckyhh 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:50

That's dumb to do. You have that little control that you have to hide it from yourself? Some life.

FHD 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:47

that's a job well done

Bathory_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 8:50

Mission accomplished. 8)

wanted797 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 7:18

Well at least you wont use it now and how did you hide it from yourself? moron!

Guitarist45 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 3:23

well played sir...........

foreverblair 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 22:01

isn't that the point...?

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