Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
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memo619 0
it was an honest mistake it's not like if you were making fun of her
DjeePee 25
Oh please, you can't compare birthmarks on an arm (that you can easily cover if it bothers you) to birthmarks on a face.
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Comments (99)
brianjman14 23
What a ******* baby. Who would cry in the dressing room for half an hour for an honest mistake like that? What a loser.
stro88 6
win :-)
SuperDuperSex 0
Lolyes.
MsStefuhknee 0
Well isnt your daughter just the most perfect human being alive.I also learned how to say i was born with it, but dont let your daughter fool you , the words still hurt. They stab at you like a knife. So, she cried like a baby. She went off and cried on her own, not throw a hissy fit on stage. We need more compassion in this world and it appears we need more of it from people who go through the same issues we did.
McMan 23
Huh I have a birth mark under my eye and it looks like a I have a black eye. If she's in high school like me she should have already been able to explain to people what it is.
backdownbreh 0
what a cry baby. I bet she was fat and scene
amh721 0
I'm sure you feel bad, but don't beat yourself up over it...it was an honest mistake especially since your sole purpose for being there was for their make-up.
forgotten_addict 1
Well it was just a mistake and sounds like something I would have done, but it wasn't like you were trying to be rude, but still that sucks. FTW.
zach055 23
You are a bitch, you made a little girl cry. I used to have a very bad stutter and a lot of people thought that i was restarted. Don't assume anything, you judgmental bitch.
in_wonderland 1
restarted?
Wazilla 0
#how was she to know you judgemental prick. maybe if you werent as you say restarted you would understand she was trying to help her by telling sge had her makeup wrong p.s it Retarted not restarted, retard.
DocBastard 40
Wa...aah...AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy ******* hell that was funny. I think I had a small stroke from reading that. I'm not sure what part *twitch* of my brain was ******* BAT SHIT affected, but time will ASS FACE tell.
sparta98 4
55# It's "retarded..." I'm sorry, OP. Stuff like that has happened to me before, and it's not really anybody's fault.
Iimangox3 1
Aww dont feel too bad over it im pretty sure u dont mean it and she shudnt cry over it because se should be used to comments like that by now