Buttons? Is this one of those FMLs that they publish from a really long time ago? I didn’t know FML was around in the 1900s... Just kidding. If she was yammering on, your phone probably did you a favor and you don’t need to worry about her bothering you anymore. Now your biggest worry is just hoping she doesn’t spread rumors to the other neighbors about that creepy guy snapping pics on his phone.

That's one way to end a boring monologue. A loud fart would have had the same effect -- butt you shouldn't trust those sneaky devils.

It's important to check one self once in a while!😅