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By Stuck - 08/09/2011 10:00 - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 16:38 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML

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By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

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By KnuckleSandwich - 20/07/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By meh - 04/01/2010 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

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By Sophie - 17/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

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Thursday 8 September 2011 15:55

You need to brighten up a little.

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Thursday 8 September 2011 17:39

Am I the only on who wants to test this now? Anyone? I guess it's just me then..

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RunAwayAndCry 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 23:44

You could've inserted a piece of clothing that covered the lightbulb, then crushed it in the cloth.

btbamfan75 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 23:53

you just couldn't leave it alone, could you?

poopdodo1234 4

Friday 9 September 2011 0:08

Not so bright now are we? Huh? Ahahah

IndigoAcrylic 9

Friday 9 September 2011 0:38

Soo you like putting big things in your mouth...o.Ô

Christina199410 13

Friday 9 September 2011 0:44

Know how badly I want to try this now, but I am smarter then that ... btw can you put a video up of this :P

dollFehn 6

Friday 9 September 2011 0:49

I read this and did it too. but I got it out myself ! ha !

lkrunner101 7

Friday 9 September 2011 0:53

I feel tempted to try this now

perfectT_fml 0

Friday 9 September 2011 1:17

I bet the people at the hospital had a great story to tell when they got off haha but sorry dude. How'd they get it out?

KaelaKhaotic 5

Friday 9 September 2011 1:27

Lighten up a little. Things will get better. :]

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 9 September 2011 1:31

Try it with a compact florescent bulb, next time

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