Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML
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_DANTE_
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Who chugs a random glass of water lying on their sink in the first place? Gross.
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Jupi_fml
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I want to say you deserve it for not paying attention, but I don't think anyone really TRULY deserves to gulp that down, unknowingly or not.
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Artanias
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First!
My first first, EVER.
That aside, holy fucking shit a nasty experience, think i woulda puked for 10 mins straight after that, yuck :(
FYL!
My first first, EVER.
That aside, holy fucking shit a nasty experience, think i woulda puked for 10 mins straight after that, yuck :(
FYL!
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Zhejan
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Wait, wait, wait... so you said "As soon as you tasted the drink," you realized it was some foreign substance. Then you say "I washed my pills down," presumably telling us that you swallowed the vinegar.
Now, here's what's wrong with your FML. Either your an idiot, have no sense of taste, or a liar. I'll say it's the third, because the moment you tasted that vinegar, you would have spat it out, not drank it.
And, naturally, people will try to defend the "reality" of this FML, because some people mindlessly defend every FML on this site, regardless of how fake it may be. The excuse I expect is that "well, he could have poured it directly into his throat, and didn't have time to taste it until he swallowed it."
Untrue. I practically did that with a glass of spoiled milk last week, and I spat it out the moment it hit the inside of my mouth.
Now, here's what's wrong with your FML. Either your an idiot, have no sense of taste, or a liar. I'll say it's the third, because the moment you tasted that vinegar, you would have spat it out, not drank it.
And, naturally, people will try to defend the "reality" of this FML, because some people mindlessly defend every FML on this site, regardless of how fake it may be. The excuse I expect is that "well, he could have poured it directly into his throat, and didn't have time to taste it until he swallowed it."
Untrue. I practically did that with a glass of spoiled milk last week, and I spat it out the moment it hit the inside of my mouth.
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timtam24
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i have swallowed liquid before in one gulp then tasted it afterwards... maybe that's the case here... Though its pretty stupid to grab a random object then drink/ eat it.
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TheDoge
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YDI for trapping flies
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Mirequetz
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I don't get why you would pick up a glass of stagnant water that was sitting beside the sink... that and not noticing dead flies in it.
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batman5566
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9six7four4
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Even though you realized it was vinegar and soap you drank it anyway? Uhh, that's beastly of you?
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TigressUK
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No...obviously she took a big gulp of the glass in one go, and in the process tasted it...
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Phallus_fml
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Yeeehaaa I'm first!! I'm first!!
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redbluegreen
| 40
Really? Seriously?
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robertlovespi
| 3
First fail.
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AbbyAbyss
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Correction: Yeeeeah I'm fourth! I'm fourth!!
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pwnrzero
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what do you expect?
after going on this website, this should be nothing more than the norm.
but seriously. FYL
after going on this website, this should be nothing more than the norm.
but seriously. FYL
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_DANTE_
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Who chugs a random glass of water lying on their sink in the first place? Gross.
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Plumppotato
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i do. you never know what new and fascinating flavor that simple glass may hold. it could open your eyes to something exciting! imagine trying to live your life knowing that somewhere out there in a glass on the side of a sink somewhere there could be a drink thats waiting to be drunk and reveal to you all the secrets of life, but because your too scared or close minded to open up and accept something new, you may never know!
but most the time it tastes like shit.
but most the time it tastes like shit.
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357oboh
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LOL? nice comment lol.
but otherwise YDI
but otherwise YDI
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usnwife
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I've seen so many fml's involving drinking random cups of "water" I really don't get it. I NEVER drink anything that was just sitting around! Even if I know it was my water from last night, bugs and dust can easily get in there overnight...
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Jupi_fml
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I want to say you deserve it for not paying attention, but I don't think anyone really TRULY deserves to gulp that down, unknowingly or not.
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maximumoverdrive
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yummy
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kike123
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damn that's horrible FYL
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pleasedonttellme
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I would have most definetaly puked after that except YDI and FyL be wouldn't you be able to see the soap in that glass