Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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24788 7
I really feel bad for you dude. That sucks when you get depressed.
TheZephyrSon 3
Seriously, if you've been feeling suicidal, get some help or talk to someone. Don't kill yourself.
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Comments (182)
Tehalon 0
Suicide is painless. People who talk about wanting to kill themself are almost always the people who don't do it so big deal. Life's a bitch, what did you expect it to be, roses and sunshine everyday? Some days, weeks and even months will suck, and sometimes you're lucky and you'll have days, weeks and months that are good. There will always be a tomorrow, just up to you if you care to see how tomorrow will be.
AceHigh 9
You're a bitch.
blindy_fml 0
Please don't do it, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. I hope you feel better :-)
were_giraffe 2
I thought I replied to this... Please talk to someone, a priest, counselor, your mother, anyone. It's serious. I don't want you to hurt yourself. *hug*
Amy_10 0
i don't want you to kill yourself. suicide is never the answer. please talk to someone. *hug*
lquisp 0
That totally sucks but there are other people you can talk to besides your mom. Find someone... pick someone. Don't carry this all on your own.
Tehalon 0
Why is everyone "i don't want you to kill/hurt yourself" you people don't even know this person! Stop making it seem like you care, because the second you leave this page you will have mostlikely forgotten all about the OP!
scott_m319 0
We do it hoping that our support will convince the OP not to make an irreversible mistake. I guess you could call it the ultimate random act of kindness; you know, the kind that saves a life.
username93 0
just because she wasnt talking to you doesnt mean she doesnt care. and if you were about to tell her anyways, i hope you did talk to her
PVT_Connaughton 0
Quite bein' a pussy.
DrinkBainne 0
Maybe you're just being dramatic...just tell her.
kfnnnp 0
Only idiots commit suicide, so YDI there's always another way.