Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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24788 7
I really feel bad for you dude. That sucks when you get depressed.
TheZephyrSon 3
Seriously, if you've been feeling suicidal, get some help or talk to someone. Don't kill yourself.
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mdh6173 0
Not to be taken lightly. Let someone know or you can call a hotline. The number is 800-734-2433. Hope things get better soon.
eldeeder 2
Isn't suicide kind of the foundation of the term "F My Life"? Bunch of hypocrites. Society is a triangle hole, and you are a square peg. Tell someone you want to kill yourself, they will respond in the same manner as, "I am so sorry you are a square peg and don't fit, we can talk it through, and make you a triangle peg." Truth is, no one can change your shape. You are you, and there are certain aspects you "don't fit in." It's all good. Accept that you are a square peg. I should know, I am one myself. It's soooo much better not fitting in. Enjoy being you. Off yourself if you really want to, but it's so much more fun not fitting into societies "hole."
Xeeon 0
maybe you shouldn't be suicidal, then maybe you wouldn't have cared as much.
eldeeder 2
Wow #66, you just found a cure for cancer, "Maybe you just shouldn't think that you have cancer!" ******* Moron....
eldeeder 2
"maybe you shouldn't be suicidal, then maybe you wouldn't have cared as much." Sorry, the number changed 3 times during my edit process... Thats the comment I was refering to.
epicfail12 0
On a very personal note, suicide isn't the answer. You have no idea what it does to the people you leave behind, think of people you just share a joke with in a random class, it effects everyone you ever met in a huge way. Regardless of the person you are, the situation you're in, or the people who make you're life hell, you have so much to live for. So many people to meet, things to do, and places to go, you've got the entire world to do whatever is it that you want to do with your life. You've got a world of people behind you, and people who love you wether you know it or not. I'd recommend talking to one of those hotlines people've been posting only if you feel comfortable doing it, but if not, please talk to someone. I promise they'll listen. And if not, drop me a line if you need to talk to someone. [email protected]
monkeyjuice 0
Like someone else said, kill the cat. lol But on a serious note, life sucks and is unfair and the only word of advice I can give you is don't give up. Talk to someone, a therapist, a close friend or a family member. Even if talking doesn't permanently eliminate the pain, it would at least temporarily alleviate some of it. Leave suicide as a last resort because there's no turning back once you go down that path. And to those who said that there are so many wonderful things in life, I'm pretty sure the OP has heard that a million times. Give proper and realistic advice or none at all.
dodger_fml 0
Get help! We all want you to be happy. If you ever need someone to talk to, ironically enough FMyLife.com seems to have a whole wealth of people willing to lend an ear.
Jimboom 12
Don't be depressed. Just think about this. There are people a lot worse off than you in this world. I mean look at your mother. She is so sad and lonely that she is talking to a cat! A CAT FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! Next thing you know she will be giving the cat a little voice she came up with and answering herself as the cat! So before you think about committing suicide just remember. You could be mentally unstable and talking to cats. But your not, so really there is no reason to kill yourself.
CaptainJellyBean 0
This is so not an FML. This is rather depressing. And not in an FML, 'ha-ha you just totally screwed something up' kind of way. :/