Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
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Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Priorities
Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Mom of the year
Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Priorities
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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24788 7
I really feel bad for you dude. That sucks when you get depressed.
TheZephyrSon 3
Seriously, if you've been feeling suicidal, get some help or talk to someone. Don't kill yourself.
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Comments (182)
Piquan 0
If you are really suicidal, you might want to contact the Samaritans via E-mail: [email protected] . Or find a Befrienders crisis center at http://www.befrienders.org/ .
kellyelly 9
I've contacted them before. Went through some things as a kid and they were really awesome!
black_fire793 0
im sorry, but suicide is deffinately not the answer. (sorry this wasn't as personal as the others :( )
Manolo_fml 0
So many people are fighting for life because of disease, poverty, etc. Get it together.
Ventriloquisitor 0
Let's get together and kill each other. Win-win situation.
Clairina 0
dont kill yourself. its not worth it. trust me.
Deadantz 0
Do it, Cmon man all the COOL kids are doing it, it can't e THAT bad!
mizu22 0
don't do it. it's not the answer...lots of people love you :)
Kwing 0
A lot of people are going to complain to me about posting this, but... It's your life. You can do what you want with it. Just think it over a -lot- okay?
Haygenius 0
Gosh I hate it when my sister talks to my cats like that. It's even worse when she talks to the cat about me like "Aw, why won't he pat you or help me with my homework, kitty?"; just makes me wanna go "cos i'm effin busy; say it to my face" but yeah honestly, if u want ur mum to talk to u bout how u've been feeling, start the conversation. she's not psychic and there may b some rly important stuff she wants to tell u that'll convince u not to end anything. hang in there!
Kamikazee 0
If your mums anything like mine, she won't have a clue how you feel. If your considering suicide, talk to her. Hang in there man.