Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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24788 7
I really feel bad for you dude. That sucks when you get depressed.
TheZephyrSon 3
Seriously, if you've been feeling suicidal, get some help or talk to someone. Don't kill yourself.
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Comments (182)
sun_ny 0
I know what that feels like dude.
FML_N_ATL 0
seriously, your stupid...killing yourself ?!?... im with #105 but im sure #109's advice would work to... Suck it up
1100101 0
suicide is the most selfish thing anyone can do unless you have absolutely no family and friends, how can you do that to them?
italian99 0
This is exactly the reason you shouldn't commit suicide. 129 people felt compelled enough to click on your message specifically to save you. There are things worth living for, people worth meeting. Just wait and see.
rachelbrianna25 0
Don't kill yourself. There are lots of hotlines out there that WILL help you. Or you can always go to the ER. Trust me a good friend of mine felt this way & we went to the ER. My friend is doing great now. There is always help out there.
arsenal2 0
I'll go against what all these tools are saying. Do it, and video tape the whole thing. Then in your suicide note, have someone post it on youtube as "Fake Suicide". I feel no simpathy for someone who posts on the internet " I think I might kill myself". STFU and deal, douche.
PlunderTrain 0
this is my first comment btw, im impressed with the community, i figured id see like 100 jackasses suggesting ways to commit suicide, anyway... get professional help talk to someone, there are people that want to help you
Heatstreak 0
kill the cat and make it look like an accident then get help XD
toozlipoo 0
DUDE! It's seems terrible now but if you could see into the future and see how awesome ur life will be later when u have more control over what u do, u will see that it's worth it to stick it out. Get some help, it's natural to have depressed feelings every so often, but u don't have to be ruled by it!!! Sending u love!
mjmo 0
i hope u r able to talk to someone SOON,,,, suicide is not the answer.... medication can help greatly if theres a severe problem and lots of time, attention and talking is all u need. YOU R NOT alone!!!