Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
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bonermonkey 31
cheating asshole...
emeraldisle 30
And now he's your ex-boyfriend.
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Comments (80)
liv1222 29
What a cheating asshole. Please tell us you dumped him op!
oasis359 13
oh, you mean your ex? you deserve someone who treats you right op.
Lalala579121 28
Punch him in the face, then he won't be hot anymore. And dump him when he tries crawling back to you.
EmoKami 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you could hear them why didn't you confront him after he said that line? Eavesdropping isn't nice, and it would have made it clear to the other chick he's a cheater.
DoomedGemini 38
If she did, then she wouldn't know he's a cheater. And it was his friend, she probably already knew about op.
fashionbug9880 22
"Eavesdropping isn't nice"? More like cheating isn't nice. About the other girl: she probably knew about OP and wouldn't care that he's cheating, although, I also wonder why OP didn't confront him.
SPN_lover666 27
Do you know what is even worse than eavesdropping? Cheating on your girlfriend.
Emilygod2 14
Ex bf*
mrd1997 19
And this is why I have trust issues when it comes to relationships. Too many people sneak around behind their significant other's back. Not all, but a lot. It can be hard to find one that doesn't now days. That's why imo it's better to stay single and have time to yourself, because that way you don't have to deal with all the bullshit like that. And think on the positive side, now you don't have to deal with that bastards bullshit anymore, that is if you're broken up. Good luck with everything :)
sighlifeman 12
hes an insecure dick
nemisis11 12
He can have anyone he wants... He just chose to downgrade.
Silverfeathery 21
Cut off his dick
CAPTAINDOOBIE 5
Why did you sit there while he did it? Totally YDI for letting him walk on you like that.