Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
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bonermonkey 31
cheating asshole...
emeraldisle 30
And now he's your ex-boyfriend.
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Comments (80)
Jake3773 9
YDI, suk my pee pee
Vlen_fml 20
well they were meant for each other. anyone dumb enough to fall for that line deserves the person dumb enough to use that line.
Indiantrolledd 16
Good thing that happened. Now you know that he was a douche
subscript 15
At least he thinks you are out of his league, but sorry to hear that OP
jomatt214 18
Nice Boyfriend you got there
Emirac 10
Sorry to hear that. Be the bigger person and just walk away, no need to get even. Let her have him and see what it feels like because if he'll cheat with you, he'll probably cheat on you.
greeneyedx 23
I absolutely do not think cheating is okay... ever. Good luck OP. He's a jerk.
millie14225 31
please say ex, please say ex, please say ex.....
drshn 22
okie. your wish shall be granted lady... it is ex from now on.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Exboyfriend AND exfriend right? Because that ***** ****** up, I'd have slapped them both told them they weren't to bother contacting me anymore and if in my house kick them out
naddousha 14
That female friend was his or yours? Just to see if she too should be dumped ... It's always better to know ahead so u have real closure. Stay strong