By Thatgirl112 - 08/09/2016 03:59 - United States - Medina 11 7 3 270 Today, I went on a blind date. Things got hot and heavy, but when he pulled off my pants and saw the Pittsburgh Penguins logo on my thong he stopped and told me to get dressed and that he refused to sleep with the enemy. He was a die-hard Flyers fan. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 961 You deserved it 4 889 Tweet Share
By phatdaddy62 - 18/02/2013 17:23 - United States 2 1 6 62 Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 805 You deserved it 42 519 Tweet Share
Im a criminal defense and divorce lawyer. That prank might not have desirable results!