Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML
Today, I lost my phone during a hike up Mount Washington. Luckily, it was reported to the office, and they called my wife. Too bad we had already been driving for at least four hours. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for four or more hours. Not even two hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Today, I got better phone reception crossing an inlet on a ferry than I normally do at my own house. FML
Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
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Top comments
that_is_Nathy 9
"Wer es nicht im Kopf hat, muss es in den Beinen haben" or in English: "Who doesn't use ones head, has to use ones legs"
mhnilo88 0
it's not going to kill you to go a few hours without the phone. And if it does YDI for not bringing a first aid kid.
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Comments (143)
dasfro 2
Wow your reatarded. Enough said.
jdeluca18 5
Those who can't even spell "retarded" do not hold the privilege to call others retarded.
haha12457 0
YDI IT'S CALLED NOT BEING. STUPID.
fthku 13
Hey now, DON'T BE. A HYPOCRITE.
michaeluver0910 0
Honestly when you visit family you don't see very often you shouldn't worry about cell phone service and then you shouldn't go hike up a mountain to get cell phone service.
Xotik174 6
yes, because life is that difficult and lonely without your cellphone for one day
thefuckinloser 6
are you ******* serious?
GetTheFuckOut 7
That's pretty pathetic.
Vertas 10
Why do you need cell phone service that bad?
boycrazy30007 12
You're so freakin hooked on ur phone you would climb a mountain to send a text!
KingCeltic77 18
Your phone must be real important to you.
ClassyJJZ 9
Dude, don't worry, you needed the exercise.