Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML
Today, I lost my phone during a hike up Mount Washington. Luckily, it was reported to the office, and they called my wife. Too bad we had already been driving for at least four hours. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for four or more hours. Not even two hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Today, I got better phone reception crossing an inlet on a ferry than I normally do at my own house. FML
Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
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Top comments
that_is_Nathy 9
"Wer es nicht im Kopf hat, muss es in den Beinen haben" or in English: "Who doesn't use ones head, has to use ones legs"
mhnilo88 0
it's not going to kill you to go a few hours without the phone. And if it does YDI for not bringing a first aid kid.
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Comments (143)
SluggerJ 7
ah but it's good for you at least Dr's say it is lol
NeatNit 33
I'd love to go climb a mountain right now. There is something seriously wrong with you if cell phone reception is the reason you climbed a mountain. YDI
caitibug323 0
Lol, good job!
CTVrhythmguitari 8
haha wow, that kinda sucks :P hooray for exercise though?
shutupK 0
You mam, have officially deserved the reward of being labeled as an idiot. Have a nice day.
ImTheMusicDude 0
At least you got great exercise?
TheNewGuy03 29
well, buddy, enjoy the view. |the kid|
ulicksam 0
YDI for not being able to live without the phone glued to your head every minute. The call couldn't have even been that important or you would have used the house phone where you were staying.
fthku 13
If there's one thing I hate, is when people assume to this degree. Now, we all assume things, but when you downright MAKE stuff up related to FML, when you have absolutely no clue as to what the hell you're talking about, you're an idiot. Point: You don't ******* know the OP. "The call couldn't have been that important" how the hell do you know how important the call was? What if where she stays there is no house phone? What if she's not "glued" to the phone, she just wants to call her husbandboyfriend who isn't with her, or her other family? The sad part is, your comment isn't even remotely ridiculous as the stories I've seen people come up with in FMLs.
iAriix 0
Eh, Mistakes.
marshmallowmouse 0
Preeeeeetty sure they were messing with you, OP. Think about it.