Love: Bad omen

Bad omen

By CastAway - 24/05/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By good_job_john - 20/07/2009 15:43 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

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Time to change your mind

By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 18:00

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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Jumping the gun

By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML

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By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

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By ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30

Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2018 14:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML

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By but I tried anal and everything - 22/11/2012 16:13 - United States - Des Moines

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

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Headcase 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:19

There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.

biancagolden 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:16

Your love is explosive?

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triscuit 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:15

Take it as a sign...?

responses 0

Friday 12 February 2010 12:35

Maybe theybwill be explosive in bed.

zendaddy0 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 14:20

sweet you can see in slow motion that's awesome

Garrett2818 21

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:14

" you couldn't hit water if you threw something into the ocean"

GrimReefer66 29

Friday 4 September 2015 22:20

Hands down, one of the funniest comments I've ever read.

biancagolden 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:16

Your love is explosive?

zyperman43 19

Monday 18 November 2013 4:09

And it happens in slow motion

Headcase 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:19

There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.

ilovefatcats 12

Tuesday 23 March 2010 4:26

not an FML :|

helllllllo_9 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:23

LMAAAOOOO, that sucks. oh well. this is likee.. not really an fml or a ydi

amrik 11

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:54

agreed

8trickster8 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:23

It's an omen! Quick, beat her with a rock!

teenagethunderbo 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 15:28

^Win

24788 6

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:26

Random luck? Can't expect to have an amazing throw all the time.

chyeah 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:28

LOL @#5

the_boss_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:28

why the **** would you do that in the first place? I mean seriously WTF. ydi for having no life. that could be the gayest thing I have ever heard

GlumpyWonderCat 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:28

How did it explode in slow motion? Can you bypass the laws of physics?

emorockerownage 9

Tuesday 13 April 2010 5:21

HAHAHA

travisrocker 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:24

I'm sure you could with what your smoking lol

pinkpolarbear 8

Monday 25 July 2011 8:32

just throwing this out there, everyone is saying "how did you see it in slow motion" im wondering, how did it explode in the forst place? bottle rocket? mentos and coke?