Love: Bad omen

Bad omen

By CastAway - 24/05/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

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You deserved it 15 222

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By good_job_john - 20/07/2009 15:43 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

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You deserved it 4 290

Time to change your mind

By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 18:00

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By alexander - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, my girlfriend really needed to take a pee while we were fishing in my boat. Rather than go to shore, she decided to she could just go into a Snapple bottle. I watched as all her pee went straight onto the floor of my boat, soon realizing she had never even taken the bottle's cap off. FML

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You deserved it 1 057

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 18:14 - United States

Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML

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You deserved it 53 087

By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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Sounds promising

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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You deserved it 3 210

By Rakoric - 16/04/2017 22:00

Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML

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You deserved it 413

By ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30

Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML

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You deserved it 467

By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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You deserved it 72 498

By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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You deserved it 20 078

Headcase 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:19

There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.

biancagolden 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:16

Your love is explosive?

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triscuit 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:15

Take it as a sign...?

responses 0

Friday 12 February 2010 12:35

Maybe theybwill be explosive in bed.

zendaddy0 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 14:20

sweet you can see in slow motion that's awesome

Garrett2818 21

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:14

" you couldn't hit water if you threw something into the ocean"

GrimReefer66 29

Friday 4 September 2015 22:20

Hands down, one of the funniest comments I've ever read.

biancagolden 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:16

Your love is explosive?

zyperman43 19

Monday 18 November 2013 4:09

And it happens in slow motion

Headcase 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:19

There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.

ilovefatcats 12

Tuesday 23 March 2010 4:26

not an FML :|

helllllllo_9 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:23

LMAAAOOOO, that sucks. oh well. this is likee.. not really an fml or a ydi

amrik 11

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:54

agreed

8trickster8 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:23

It's an omen! Quick, beat her with a rock!

teenagethunderbo 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 15:28

^Win

24788 6

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:26

Random luck? Can't expect to have an amazing throw all the time.

chyeah 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:28

LOL @#5

the_boss_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:28

why the **** would you do that in the first place? I mean seriously WTF. ydi for having no life. that could be the gayest thing I have ever heard

GlumpyWonderCat 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:28

How did it explode in slow motion? Can you bypass the laws of physics?

emorockerownage 9

Tuesday 13 April 2010 5:21

HAHAHA

travisrocker 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:24

I'm sure you could with what your smoking lol

pinkpolarbear 8

Monday 25 July 2011 8:32

just throwing this out there, everyone is saying "how did you see it in slow motion" im wondering, how did it explode in the forst place? bottle rocket? mentos and coke?