Miscellaneous: Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers....

By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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By NotANaturist - 01/01/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a new years party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By rhiannakirwan - 17/04/2016 18:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML

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By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 22:00

Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML

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Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

How'd that work out for you?

EmoGiana 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

I just wanna know why. :)

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MrXerxes5 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:53

At least you weren't naked and covered in a sticky substance that attracts pedos? (:

thatoneguy3 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:00

porqueee??? O_O

annalynn4532 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:07

why?!

madkatter117 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:08

Why do you even own a snuggie!?!?!

wriptidez 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:13

lts ok

musicismylife21 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:14

see I would have just at least tried to make the snuggie look a little fashionable...

IsBitchBetter 1

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:17

Where were you walking from? Where were your clothes? How did you end up in a Snuggie? Was alcohol a factor? Was this a walk of shame?

LinkPGL369 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:19

at least you were snug and comfy. :D

PinkCuppyCakes 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:23

That sounds pretty pimpn'

kaykay9080 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:27

Damn you've been partying hard. xD

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