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Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML
We always know. Post-nookie confidence is a thing. Also, it sounds like he wanted fries with that and you weren't there to hook him up. We always know.
Dads always know. When you think they don't know, they know but don't want you to know they know, y'know?