Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
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Thaylok 17
We always know. Post-nookie confidence is a thing. Also, it sounds like he wanted fries with that and you weren't there to hook him up. We always know.
RichardPencil 32
Dads always know. When you think they don't know, they know but don't want you to know they know, y'know?
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Thaylok 17
We always know. Post-nookie confidence is a thing. Also, it sounds like he wanted fries with that and you weren't there to hook him up. We always know.
RichardPencil 32
Dads always know. When you think they don't know, they know but don't want you to know they know, y'know?