Miscellaneous: Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers.... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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By NotANaturist - 01/01/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By rhiannakirwan - 17/04/2016 18:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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Frozen

By Cold!!! - 23/01/2025 20:00 - United States - Steele

Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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Didn't think it through

By Mister_FML - 12/08/2020 08:01

Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML

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JacksonCampbell 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

How'd that work out for you?

EmoGiana 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

I just wanna know why. :)

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hpnerdy 2

Monday 6 June 2011 0:14

I bet you looked like a wizard :-p

JustARandomGuy95 1

Monday 6 June 2011 1:27

The walk of shame.

XXizzlerXX 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:35

atleast it's comfortable

tangyterp83 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:14

wow, that's the "walk of shame" from hell!

lmfaoooooooooo 4

Monday 6 June 2011 5:11

SNUGGIES!!!!!!!

LK212 0

Monday 6 June 2011 5:41

where you're clothes. let hope it wasn't one of those type of night

MusicNinja95 0

Monday 6 June 2011 7:29

And.... How is this an FML?

sdmarti 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:01

thats wut u get 4 wearing a snuggie in da first place

RileyL29 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:34

You left the house WITH your snuggie?

StealthyChicken 2

Monday 6 June 2011 8:56

this reminds me of a time in key west when one of my former marine friends got too drunk and woke up in a hotel closet naked. he had to steal a towel and walk 3 miles back to base.

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