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The thumb strikes back
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Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shouldhavecheckedthelock - / Sunday 29 May 2011 01:56 / United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DallasGal - / Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:31 / United States

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 December 2009 05:19 / United States

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hyper12332 - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 14:35 / Australia

Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in 4 weeks, she said "Oh I can't wait!". Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By phatkroger10 - / Friday 10 April 2009 00:16 / United States

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Mobility

I agree, my mouse works.

Consolation prize

50 quality comments

A new thumb

One more and it's business time