Intimacy: Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking...

By greenchan - 25/02/2011 05:12 - United States

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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Same thing different taste

By letmedienow - 11/10/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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Nice guy

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML

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By sadsadlady - 14/12/2009 20:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML

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By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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You deserved it 5 471

By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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jissie 6

Friday 25 February 2011 11:48

win for your boyfriend.

allmine133 0

Friday 25 February 2011 11:50

that's horrible. What a dick.

Comments

vietmanx 10

Monday 28 February 2011 7:50

that's not how it works

ajansen87 0

Monday 28 February 2011 16:43

Holy shit people, lighten up....it was most likely a funny comment he made to her before actually helping her. This doesn't make him a moron or an asshole, just briefly funny.

G6chick 0

Monday 28 February 2011 20:45

if it helps he was wrong it's not the abortion pill

Luv4Amuc 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:14

yeah, sorry you had to feel the little baby dying inside of you slowly... and you got yourself a duche bf.... but you sholdnt feel bad about your choice.. only because its to late now.. but you can prevent it from happening again, its called "SAFE SEX" you should try it out sometime...

kqauilsdotnet 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 7:21

hahahaha <3 he's obviously joking, if he isnt then you shouldn't sex retards. get a sense if humor!...or a new boyfriend. oh if you don't wanna be in pain have responsible sex, yeah life is simple like that.

sizar 1

Tuesday 1 March 2011 10:35

ahahahahaha!! love it

effstephslife 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:01

I just took it as a joke. I don't think he was serious or was trying to be insensitive. I thought it was pretty funny.

Pokerhontas87 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 17:11

The morning after pill is an clinically considered abortion if the egg is fertilized by sperm. If fertilized, it prevents it from reaching the uterus. But you'll never know if that happened.

Pokerhontas87 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 17:18

If the sperm fertilized the egg before taking the pill, it's clinically considered an abortion. It prevents the fertilized egg from reaching the uterus. But if not, it's just a means of birth control.

rocker_chick23 27

Friday 22 August 2014 21:16

#194: It is not an abortion. It's no worse than a sexually active women having her period. Many fertilized eggs are flushed out during their period

Pokerhontas87 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 17:31

As soon as the sperm fertilizes the egg, she becomes pregnant-at conception. If that's already happened, the pill prevents the FERTILIZED EGG from reaching the uterus, to grow and develop into a fetus. If none of that happened, the pill simply acts as birth control.