Intimacy: Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking...

By greenchan - 25/02/2011 05:12 - United States

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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Same thing different taste

By letmedienow - 11/10/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML

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By sadsadlady - 14/12/2009 20:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML

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By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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jissie 6

Friday 25 February 2011 11:48

win for your boyfriend.

allmine133 0

Friday 25 February 2011 11:50

that's horrible. What a dick.

Comments

Tylerhines1995 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 9:06

I hope you remember that pain next time you have sex before marriage

yourAwsome 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:46

LOL this Is the funniest FML I have ever read!!!!!

usmcsupporter 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 14:28

lol wtf

Nick_Stevens 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:13

Win for the boyfriend.

alalalal47 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 5:44

that's so terrible

MistyLazuli 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 14:25

Dump the insensitive bastard. First boil his nuts and say "Aw, that's just ur future babies dieing!" (ok don't really do that last part but ask him how he would feel!!!)

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 18 September 2013 2:41

I think we found the feminist.

Lallafa 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 20:02

The only reason I can imagine this was posted to FML is that it was the moment the poster realized they just don't have a sense of humor. I guess that's fml-worthy. But seriously...I don't understand why so many dumb bitches feel the need to spam this site with cutesy couple banter. Are they truly that stupid?