Intimacy: Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking...

By greenchan - 25/02/2011 05:12 - United States

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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Same thing different taste

By letmedienow - 11/10/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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Nice guy

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML

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By sadsadlady - 14/12/2009 20:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML

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By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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jissie 6

Friday 25 February 2011 11:48

win for your boyfriend.

allmine133 0

Friday 25 February 2011 11:50

that's horrible. What a dick.

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briidontgive_ 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:14

I think he was being sarcastic

hulababyrock 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:37

ass hole!!

OneWhoWatches 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:58

cute

Kayla0290 6

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:33

What a dick

scdemonfang 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 4:12

thats hella funny i totally wouldve given your bf a knuckle touch if i was there.

daminantion 14

Sunday 27 February 2011 12:48

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Islander_fml 5

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:31

Sorry, but that's actually a really funny joke. Anyway, by the Christian definition of murder, you technically murder a baby every time you have your period, so I wouldn't feel bad about an emergency contraceptive.

cupcake90210 0

Monday 28 February 2011 3:06

ur bf is a dick

americanscot 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:22

To 109: It's joke stopping thinking so much about it and ******* get over yourself you dumb bitch.

LadyLane 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:32

Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. Obviously, she doesn't have a problem with terminating anything before it turns in to a problem, so why can't he joke about it?! More than likely, she had a laugh about it, and surely would no longer care due to the fact she is bump-less. Unless she was forced into taking the pill by her boyfriend, she really has nothing to 'FML' about. Just be thankful that in your country, you can legally have an abortion/have the equivalent abortion pill. In Australia, the morning after pill is available, but while abortions happen, they are in no way encouraged by the government, and in rare cases, the female can be taken to court (although rarely charged) (except in W.A).