Intimacy: Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking...

By greenchan - 25/02/2011 05:12 - United States

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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By letmedienow - 11/10/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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Nice guy

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML

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By sadsadlady - 14/12/2009 20:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML

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By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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jissie 6

Friday 25 February 2011 11:48

win for your boyfriend.

allmine133 0

Friday 25 February 2011 11:50

that's horrible. What a dick.

Comments

xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:37

wow, no comment...

DocBastard 38

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:28

This is either the most ironic comment I've ever seen or the most moronic. I'm leaning towards moronic...

brighteyes81 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 3:06

103 If that a joke then you fail.

lilvampire18 5

Saturday 26 February 2011 3:57

oh he's gonna b a great dad. ~ lie

fie3sta27 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:41

your a jackass I hope it hurt

sueannpalma 7

Saturday 26 February 2011 5:14

ydi for being a baby killer

kodak_13 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:08

wow your bf is a dickhole(:

huzzzzzzahh 2

Sunday 13 March 2011 17:57

its called a urethra, get your facts straight

SICchic94 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:38

WTF are you even talking about? so he made ONE stupid comment sure it was harsh but who are ANY of you ppl to say that OP should dump him? It seems that every single post says something along the lines of "he's an asshole dump him leave him what a dick" well FYI you know NOTHING about OP's boyfriend and who he is and if you really think she is going to listen to you ppl and dump him because he said one thing without thinking which we ALL do then you're all sadly mistaken. Stop acting like smart-asses; you're not funny, you're just making yourselves sound stupid and arrogant.

mask724 7

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:57

a child is a gift. but to some, they feel-it's a burden. if you have unprotected sex then be prepared for the consequences. taking that pill was the same as saying I don't want to be burdened.

starshine21 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 7:34

that's so mean!

cixelsidgod 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 7:45

what do you want him to say? that was the baby frolicking in the gum drop forest in your uterus?

RayeofSunshine 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 11:02

A gentleman would have been sympathetic and said "I'm sorry. Can I get you ginger ale and some crackers?", not made some crack about killing a baby. As for everyone else giving this poor girl shit because she took the morning after pill, you don't know her reasons behind taking the pill. Maybe they did use a condom and it broke. Besides, I think we can all agree better to take the morning after pill than bring an unwanted child into the world and raise it with this asshole. Please, break up with him. You deserve better.