By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
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haweb 0

When you take a urine test, you're supposed to pee for a second or two before you actually fill the cup. I don't remember right now what they call it for that first two seconds, but yeh. They even have instructions on most walls.

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Sparkey 0

For urine tests it's best to take a sample from the middle of your urination. That is, pee a little first, to get rid of any build up, then take sample, then finish peeing. That way the doctor gets the best sample, and you don't pee all over yourself :P

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CallMeHush 0

By the time your old enough to take a piss test and write about it you should have control of your dick, YDI.

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hellyjellybean 0

Errm why do people always assume it's a guy- I bet this is a girl.. it's a lot more difficult if you're a girl and you haven't got a handy pipe to aim with.

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pnckswthsrp 0

They probably assume it's a guy as the FML says it's a guy. (:

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alexFYL 11

Because the OP listed himself as a male. Also, it's easy for girls to pee in a cup. If girls ever have an issue with peeing in a cup... there is some logic fail going on there. You can jam the cup right up against your mound, that way nothing splashes out. Girls can also pee standing up, but we have less aim than males, obviously. We can also pee out a car but it requires a little odd maneuvering and probably mooning anyone else around. And peeing in a beer bottle is an advanced technique. :P

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College_Wrestler 0

that is why you let a little bit out first dumb ass

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hellyjellybean 0

Oops yeah I can sympathise, I have to do a urine test every month, last time they gave me a narrow little tube instead of a pot... I'd drunk a litre of orange juice beforehand and my pee did kind of overflow but at least it wasn't as disastrous as in your experience, cos I thought to myself, it would kind of suck to emerge covered in piss so I was as careful as I could be with weak pelvic floor muscles. But we all do silly things... I'm sure you learned your lesson- establish a steady stream and then fill it up. XD

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SNOTTYBONES 0

Yea I drank a bunch of water before one and I had to go back and do it again the next day because the test came back as being deluded. Hey at least I made it in the cup. I just have a hard time going with strangers listening to me outside the door. The bathroom was right in the middle of the room. It was like a stall and everyone could see your feet. I hated it. LOL

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R0lling_St0ner 0

ok so the reason you piss for a little before you fill up the sample cup is because all the when in your bladder the THC is heavyer then your piss so you flush out you bladder and give them less of a sample to detect, and as for having people listen to you take a piss how about having someone wacth you piss now THAT is wierd

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pancakegremlin 0

You = 1 Crazy ex-gf janitor = 0

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NotNegativeNews 0

It's true though- they want you to wee for a bit, stop, then restart into the cup, something about flushing out your urethra a bit I believe, so that the urine is clean. Also it'd stop this whole 'it won't fit in the cup!' and jet splatter problems.

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NotNegativeNews 0

It's not to do with clothing. It's to do with anatomy. And not everyone dresses like that either. I sure don't.

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katiepooh85 0

hahaha that's too funny i bet the observer couldn't contain himself either! lol =P

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13__Loki__13 1

Sounds like you got an "F" Better luck next time. ;)

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