Transportation: Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a...

By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 18:00

Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML

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By loveloves154 - 30/03/2018 15:00

Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML

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Lingering smells

By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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Humpty Dumpy

By traumatized - 12/04/2014 18:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

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Leftovers

By Well Shit - 16/08/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, I had a really big, satisfying shit in the loo of a pub several miles from home. After getting back to my table, my stomach rumbled, and, assuming it was just gas, I let it go. What followed was approximately a litre of brown water, soaking my underwear, jeans, and chair, and dribbling onto the floor. FML

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PennyLane27 32

Thursday 6 April 2017 18:36

Of all the FML's ever published, this one might be the most FML-iest one in existence. It's like the blazing candles atop one giant shitcake!

ImminentDisaster 12

Thursday 6 April 2017 18:53

Did you not also get covered in vomit as a result?

Comments

flamingarrow59 21

Thursday 6 April 2017 22:43

that definitely sounds like something you can sue for, especially if you go hurt

flamingarrow59 21

Thursday 6 April 2017 22:44

got*

waleedma 18

Thursday 6 April 2017 23:49

No more public toilets for me!!!! And man you deserve FML of the century

RoseCrystal 17

Friday 7 April 2017 4:11

I hope you went to the doctor after taking a scalding shower with bleach and Purell.

SpiralButterfly 12

Friday 7 April 2017 23:45

And scrubbing it in with Brillo.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 7 April 2017 5:41

Wow!, what a shitt...*BLAM*

shevy94 7

Friday 7 April 2017 7:27

This sounds like something out of my worst nightmares! I'm so sorry this happened to you op. Ugh, (shudders) I hate mold!

rustybucket 24

Friday 7 April 2017 9:57

Noooo! This is one of the worst FML's I've ever read. Sounds like you should definitely be able to sue for that, though.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 7 April 2017 19:08

Guess who has the right to sue?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 5 September 2017 14:21

This has to be the most horrifying story I ever read on this app. I've seen awful gas station restrooms, but after reading this, I'm never gonna complain about those ones again. Have this place exposed if they're too lazy to even bother cleaning it and warn people to never go there.