By whoops - 06/04/2017 22:00

Today, I saw that the wine bottle I couldn't open last night has a big hole in the top from my struggle to open it. It was a screw off top. Must have been drunker than I thought last night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 648
You deserved it 2 095

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They'll love this story at your first AA meeting.

Well I've done that when sober, so don't feel too bad

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They'll love this story at your first AA meeting.

Well I've done that when sober, so don't feel too bad

LostInTheZone11 28

*Smashes beer open with gavel.* "Oh wait it was a twist off." *Drinks beer.* Homer Simpson

If you were that drunk, you didn't need that wine anyway.