Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
New kink unlocked
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
Herbal_fml 0
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...
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permission2laugh 0
i am a doctor and i was doing a mri on a male patient. and during the mri he had an erection i'm a guy also. and to make things worse it he had to retake the mri. FML
elfuzzo 0
Who is saying YDI? Erections are involuntary.
TheLineIsBusy 0
hahahahaha, ****** priceless, next time its gonna be diaherra
Dave350 0
When we are laying down for a period of time, it just wakes up and says "remember me?". Especially if you're thinking of something else. I hate MRIs (claustrophobic), ten minutes is unbearable for me. If it wasn't absolutely necessary I would have called it a day.
Weil 0
He sure loved that RADIANT ENERGY.
scottyz1 0
"The magnets forced the blood from all around me to my penis... Honest!"
dammn 0
ROFLROFLROFL LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO . ;)
LittleMiss1 0
HAHAHAHA
King_of_Kings 3
can't you wait until you get home?
jazminbliss 2
lol #21