Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
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Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
New kink unlocked
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
Herbal_fml 0
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...
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Rockey 3
Next time beat off before going in.
mrcarmine 0
LMAO did sticking your entire body in the MRI chamber remind you a little too much of sticking your penis in a ******? because that's weird.
Monty_Python 0
To all women who put YDI: stop being bitches! Men cannot control their boners. Especially when sitting alone with their thoughts for an hour. To all men who put YDI: You either have erectile disfunction or are a complete idiot. To OP: FYL
average_girl 0
the short ones r always the best
bretticus 0
#85, I guess a camera isn't an "image taking device" either! After all, the images aren't of the structures themselves per se, but merely the measurement of photons reflecting off of the observed surface. I mean come on, you know what you are talking about but you are being pedantic. #24's critique of #20's post, while flawed, was a much more accurate account of what's going on, at least judged by a layperson's understanding. Are you telling me that an erection is going to affect blood flow to the brain enough to redo the MRI? It's much more likely that movement was the problem. It's fine to correct inaccurate information, but you were way too harsh and pompous about it. As if being an MRI tech requires some ungodly amount of intelligence.
Dundie42 0
I'm amazed you got a boner dude, those MRI rooms are pretty cold.
lexi725 0
haha! not only does that suck but that is embarrassing!!!
dr_house_MD 0
#6, it was probably a full body MRI and while this may be surprising, the penis IS part of the body.
Sakeyaki 0
"Today, I was monitoring an MRI scan of a patient at the hospital. Everything was going smoothly, until he had an erection, which screwed up EVERYTHING. It took us an hour to redo the whole rest. FML"
lolmmmkitty 0
that sounds delicious ;)