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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

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Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

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Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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By erectioninfection - 01/05/2009 18:21 - United States

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Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:34 - United States

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Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

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By birchbeer - 11/05/2015 19:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

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Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By sausages - 17/01/2014 20:56 - Macedonia - Skopje

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Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

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Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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By Stigmamma - 30/05/2021 20:01

Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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Under the hood

By Anonymous - 03/04/2022 12:00

Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something

Herbal_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...

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friedkabob1225 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:19

its ok, i jerk off to magnetic waves and radiation all the time lol

lifesabeach01 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:22

this so happened to me on an x-ray

LeftHanded_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:24

Ouch, FYL

tehhotness 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:24

#20, an MRI has nothing to do with measuring the blood in your brain. Its an image taking device. Movement messes up the images. Sooo, it had to be a pelvic scan of some sort

sawfanatic 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:28

too funny.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:30

You did that to yourself. YDI.

Evananjunli 9

Monday 6 July 2015 4:06

I knew you were a girl from your comment. Men can do as much to stop a boner as a woman can to stop a period.

bearie_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:30

@ #24: Or it could have just been abdominal, but yeah, you're right. @#21: You too? You a physicist or physics major as well? :o I thought I was the only one.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:31

People like #16 & #17 who call FAKEE all the time, ruin the funny. It may not be hilarious but it made me laugh and yall ruin it. bwahah, wow. How did the doctors handle that one? & what were you thinking about?

drimpossible 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:37

Think about old nuns next time

PornoSid 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:58

Or Renee Zelwegger

AnaMaree 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:40

Well nobody told you to get an erection now did that?

nickharbut 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 4:12

they*

Evananjunli 9

Monday 6 July 2015 4:08

You can't control a boner. How about you control your periods.

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