Intimacy: Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

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Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

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Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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By erectioninfection - 01/05/2009 18:21 - United States

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Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:34 - United States

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Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

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By birchbeer - 11/05/2015 19:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

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Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By sausages - 17/01/2014 20:56 - Macedonia - Skopje

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Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

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Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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By Stigmamma - 30/05/2021 20:01

Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2022 12:00

Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something

Herbal_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...

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maasturbate 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:11

woah that would freak me out a little. I work at a lab that does fMRI. I've seen people fall asleep and get panic attacks but never an erection. What part of you were they scanning specifically?

fillmyheart028 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:12

haha number 21. but honestly......why?

FunniestGuyEver 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:13

I just got a huge boner while reading this.

lolwhat_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:13

What's the point of an MRI scan again ? I forgot ;D

yeahreally 6

Friday 17 April 2009 22:17

lmfao...oh wow...

hahaha6 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:23

lol at #19

craznazn247 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:27

For real, every guy here should know that erections happen naturally and randomly at times. Which causes a lot of really awkward but funny situations. Lots of FMLs.

resawins 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:27

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! super super funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D

flask_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:29

This is the first FML that has made me laugh in weeks.

captainfailure 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:32

# 70 so true...although there have been a few good ones

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