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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

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Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

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Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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By erectioninfection - 01/05/2009 18:21 - United States

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Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:34 - United States

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Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

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Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

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Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By sausages - 17/01/2014 20:56 - Macedonia - Skopje

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Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

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Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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By Stigmamma - 30/05/2021 20:01

Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2022 12:00

Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something

Herbal_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...

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Zuriel45 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:01

never bring wood to an MRI duh.

wheatie 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:21

that sucks you have to sit there for another hour.. but really? I think it's creepy in that. deff. not a turn on(: speaking from a lt of personal experience, I've been in and out if hospitals a lott and I'm only fourteen

bamskey 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:06

mabe ur just a total overreacter

bamskey 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:08

mabe ur jst a total overreactor

hellogoodbye1996 6

Monday 28 March 2011 10:21

145 no one cares. I'm 14 and you have no idea what I've been through and guess what! I'm not gonna say cause people don't care. get the point?!

beastwill64 16

Friday 15 July 2011 5:05

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something

zeddeiram 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:03

^this

Herbal_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...

jjessen 20

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:08

With nurse cosplay

eff_yo_life 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:04

ok that made me LOL!!! FYL dude...hahahah

Dip_Fartson 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:04

Nice. I'm assuming there were hot nurses there?

iownyou777 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:07

better have been

sexycourtcourt 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 2:12

haha male or female?? lol

laughatverne 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:04

uhm, were they MRI'ing your penis or something....?

Shadow14l 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 7:04

could have been a tumor around the pelvis...

nikkipettyfer 24

Monday 12 November 2012 2:20

No you dumbass... You can't move. You have to stay still otherwise it messes it up

DaJaFu 13

Monday 12 October 2015 23:26

164 is a retard

Kyzomo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:05

LMAO FYL YDI!!! hahhahha why the hell u had an erection in an MRI!??! the doc prob like "this idiot"

Broc 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:06

Well, do you really want the doctors to be examining your erect penis on all of their scan printouts?

marz88 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:06

hahahaha win for you my friend, you know your not supposed to bring (insert metal euphemism for erection here cause I couldn't think of any) to an MRI

bearie_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:07

@ #3, just watch a few pornos.. you'll find out how they deal with it.. ;)

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