Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
erectioninfection
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
birchbeer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
sausages
Skopje, Macedonia 🌶️ Spicy
New kink unlocked
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Stigmamma
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Anonymous
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something
Herbal_fml 0
I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...
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DizzyDemon0 9
rofl rofl rofl. good shit. this is one of the best ones I've ever read on here...hahaha. Next time ya just gotta keep in your thoughts old grannies and dead babies..that will always getcha soft. Unless you're weird..in which case..don't think about it..and don't tell anyone those things get ya hard..that would just be gross.
CrypticHatchet 0
demon are you a blood?
staymintyfresh 13
cryptic are you a crypt?
wowfmlife 0
oh, cool
HearNoEvil99 5
i can honestly say after numerous MRI's i have never had to deal with "arousal"... maybe the nurses aren't as hot at my location... but seriously... most times i'd rather just take a nap... although that could lead to similar problems if my dreams took a turn towards the erotic..
revezone 0
lmfao #19 = win... that was funny yo..
youaresofucked 0
I agree with #5
Leviathan_fml 0
Anyone who says you deserved it is a ******* moron. If this is true, FYL. but it's hilarious, either way. Appropriate response: "Can you help me with this?"
Carribu 0
That ******* made me LOL.
eeee93757 0
Whoever hit YDI is a retard...you can't control it unless you're thinking dirty or you were touching yourself. Lmao. FYL.
tko 0
...did the nurse jump on that?
kkkristennnn 0
hahahhahaha that sucks.