Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 878

By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 456

You deserved it 228

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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You deserved it 4 151

By sorry :/ - 08/02/2015 18:28 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

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You deserved it 3 011

Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 170

You deserved it 3 217

By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 158

You deserved it 1 320

By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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You deserved it 2 804

By monquiqui - 04/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 105

You deserved it 3 925

By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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You deserved it 2 348

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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You deserved it 138

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Sunday 10 May 2009 7:03

FYL

jbweesoo 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:10

wow i love how this has happened to me too multiple times yay for drunk moms!

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jbweesoo 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:10

wow i love how this has happened to me too multiple times yay for drunk moms!

LiiLii_13 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 3:51

lOl yeaa.! goo drunkk momz.!!* xP

yourlifesucksHA 14

Monday 8 October 2012 7:08

Ya and yay for unexpected babies!!

t6a6m6m6y 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:15

this has got to be my sisters kid!!!! my sister is a drunk and a meanass .. she would have so said this !!

jj732 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:22

hey, not being at the bar yourself isn't not having a life. drinking isnt a necessary thing.

NGM_KID 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:28

It's not her fault that you have no life....

stiles_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:29

i love it when drunk mums own people

TheZephyrSon 3

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:35

LMAO...owned by your drunk mom...

lifeislife_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:35

Aww. Tough love.

smiledearx 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:35

lmfao you just got pwnd!

losergirl 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:46

lmfao! well, at least she wasn't sober when she said it... remember, mother's day is tomorrow! XD

HoldMeRansom 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:55

MOM BURN

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How very dare you?

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