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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By Longhorn2011 - 17/06/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML

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Push it!

By Stace - 21/06/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML

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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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krunkrooster 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:17

its ok man shes a bitch

markh110 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:24

Haha eh, dw about it man. Unless she was just messing around, she's a bitch, and you would NOT be happy getting anywhere with her. Trust me I'm Asian and am "stereotypical," but I still manage to give my girl a good time! You just have to find a girl who's willing to appreciate it.

Comments

Jaywin 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:39

I'm Asian AND Black...what are my stereotypes?

NateOBreezy 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 20:19

chode

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:43

that you have a small dick but its actually huge

porkkyd 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:45

u should've falcon punched that bitch right in the eye

g_unit 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:56

that's what you get for being a guy and wearing tights

K2snow 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:01

LOL @ #33

drumboy957 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:02

What a bitch.

tarheel_fan 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:02

I feel ya bro! While I am asian (or pacific islander, whatever) I'm not in the same predicament, but people always crack jokes at me possibly having a small package. Just shrug it off, you're not gonna want to be in a relationship with people who judge you based on the size of your penis. If anything, you showed confidence wearing the tights regardless. People should appreciate you willing to show off your manhood regardless of size.

JustGines 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 18:18

PI ftw!

middletin 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:41

DEEP

medahj 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:03

wow yea! what an inconsiderate bitch! these comments above made me LOL!

arcangel81 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:08

why were you wearing spandex shorts in the first place?

nuberific 4

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:09

To #37, I don't think he did it on purpose. This reminds me of that episode on Seinfeld when George just went swimming and a woman walked in on him while he was all shriveled. It just sucks to get caught with your pants down - or apparently in spandex compression shorts.