Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of my drinking problem. The reason he thinks I have a drinking problem? I was in a play he saw, in which I played a drunk person. I've been completely sober my whole life. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML
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jezane 9
Ask for a raise - every hour
Insane_Tea 15
OP's Boss: "Hey! Who do you think wears the big boy pants around here?!" OP: "But sir, your not wearing any pants..."
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Comments (59)
bubo_fml 11
Learn this phrase: "Here's a few bank transfers for you to sign, Sir!"
Taurus_ChicKa 37
The real FML here is that people like that don't deserve to be supervisors but they are anyway, and probably treat their employees like shit. I'm speaking from experience here. A boss is supposed to set an example for his/her employees, and this one is just saying that it's okay to show up to work drunk because if the boss does it, everyone should be able to, right?
josh8215 21
Show up to work drunk, LIKE A BOSS!
xxCandyKissxx 1
I love drunk old people :D but at least you did the right thing :)
kei1108 13
Go above his head to your boss's boss.
crammer1 6
Hopefully your boss doesn't read FML's. But he most likely does if he's showing up to work schmammered.
JayJavaMonsterr 10
LOL Go to work drunk, LIKE A BOSS! ;D
hurrican_fml 0
That's what you call a low budget compony.