Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of my drinking problem. The reason he thinks I have a drinking problem? I was in a play he saw, in which I played a drunk person. I've been completely sober my whole life. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML
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jezane 9
Ask for a raise - every hour
Insane_Tea 15
OP's Boss: "Hey! Who do you think wears the big boy pants around here?!" OP: "But sir, your not wearing any pants..."
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Comments (59)
Orgasms 4
Hire Muthafucka Jones to kill your boss.
born_hustla 26
Where do you work?!
Leftoverjello 6
Dang. My boss just gets drunk at work. He almost always shows up sober.
infaith 5
probly?
MischievousLoki 6
I feel bad for you OP, my boss sometimes comes to work as well drunk. You should talk with someone who has higher power than your boss to tell them about that. Because if your boss keeps constantly coming to work drunk and has nasty personality from being drunk then it could cause some dangerous risks.
l0v3p4in 7
If your boss is a fun drunk, please send him over my way to replace my boss. She is so anal that her irritability rubs off on everyone so much that the work environment gets to the point of hostility.
TheJester12 15
" SURE I'll GIVE YOU A RAISE SON! HELL , I'LL EVEN THROW IN MY WIFE AND AND 3 WEEK VACATION FOR YOU AND THE KIDS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS? NO, JENKINS, FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT SIT DOWN!
topaz554 6
he's the boss.He can do what ever the **** he wants.
supahcoolperson 0
mannn you screwed up that one lol take the chances life gives you! you sooo coulda used this to your advantage
o_charlie_wade 0
Hey your boss might be my stepdad