Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
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Pentium_4 27
i hope she at least wears deoderant, or things would get bad pretty quickly. maybe she's trying to force you to move out? haha
Buttsexpirate 9
That's naaasty.
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Goobian 3
When you get older, you don't sweat as much and have as much BO. From what I hear. Pretty much older women dry up in a lot of places. I used to go several days without showering because I spend a lot of time at home. And it mostly just gets uncomfortable after a while, not really a stink.
mudkipsan 19
It's true that old people don't need to shower more than once a week - but that's for people who are like 80 and over. They don't sweat like they're supposed to and their skin is dry and sensitive, so it can crack and get infected if they bathe too often. At 54? No excuse. Skipping a day here and there is one thing, and counter-intuitively can make your skin healthy and you better smelling, but skipping six in a row on a regular basis makes you, at best, unpleasant company.
LilyZombie 8
I shower about once or twice a week as long as I'm not actually doing anything that's getting me dirty. I dont sweat much so. But then again I've been told I'm a dirty punk too. Ehh.
BacktoBrina 1
That's a lie, she's still having hot flashes from metapause, which means shes sweating a lot! ******* disgusting.
NoOneLovesYou 13
first of all, it's "menopause". idfk what "metapause" is. second of all, showering daily is unnecessary unless you're actually dirty. I shower once every 3-4 days or as necessary, and people actually comment on how good I smell. in today's society, we do so little physical activity in a day that showering that often is unneeded, almost unhealthy. you don't begin to smell of sweat and uncleanliness until you're actually unclean or sweaty. insane, I know. it IS perfectly okay to have a full bath once a week and wash the extremities daily - most would be unable to tell the difference.
BacktoBrina 1
Stfu, anyone who thinks its okay to shower or bathe once a week is a dirty bitch. That simple.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Not nessicarily. I'm 30 and don't shower daily. I don't go a week, but I do shower only every 3 days or so. I have a medical condition which makes showering more often... Unpleasant to say the least. I do however sponge bath daily!
twisted_cherub 14
She probably grew up that way. We take things for granted, but people couldn't always shower daily. Indoor plumbing may have been around a long time, but efficient water heaters and good pressure haven't. My grandmother would bathe twice a week in about 3 inches of water. It's how that generation is used to doing things.
RedPillSucks 33
Holy Crap! A well reasoned and thoughtful response on FML. Was the Mayan calendar off by a few months? Time to start praying.
desireev 18
As much as I agree with you, I think your comment is much more suitable for people who are 75 and older. The woman is 54. She was born in a time when everybody was able to take showers and baths. She had the pleasure to use those big, nice bathtubs. (I so wish I had one! The bathtubs with the claws.) Like I said, I agree with you... If you're talking about people who are 75 and older..
RedPillSucks 33
She may not have been born in the USA.
ssnowywinter 0
Or born into poverty. Go read the Glass Castle. It does exist in America, despite what you may believe.
kaceemae 7
I am in my early 30's and went to school with kids who didn't have indoor plumbing. My mother is 60 and her generation did not grow up showering every day. She does now because it's the social norm, but it's not everyone's norm.
Yourheadache 19
it isnt??? Ooh God I need a shower then.
kemando 22
To each their own
jenssss 0
There is a serious hygiene problem here. Fyl OP /:
Enslaved 38
Did you convince her to shower more often? If not, time to spray her with some heavy perfume! :P
rattusrattus 19
I believe that was the French/English solution back in the 17th Century. (Who did it depended on which side of the channel you were on, obviously.)
ladyLALAA 29
My contact at work stated employees must shower daily as a hygiene rule.
Pelreskovich 11
She's old, and she is your mother, she can do whatever she wants and tell you to shut the f**k up. ..that is disgusting though.
gman90210 18
You deserve it for try run up her bill
DocBastard 40
And here come the people saying it's perfectly acceptable, you don't need to shower daily, blah blah blah. Sorry, but these days (in the US) it is NOT acceptable. People in their 50's still sweat and they still smell after a day. It is NOT socially acceptable unless you live in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere.
RedPillSucks 33
As a resident of Bumfolk, Ala I resemble your remark!!!! We, the odoriferous, are doing quite well, thank you. The nose plug business has me laughing all the way to the bank.
DjeePee 25
God, Doc, don't talk nonsens. I normally agree with you, but as a doctor you should know that showering daily is so friggin' bad for the average skin. I don't think OP's mother is doing a lot of excercise nowadays, so if she just wash her armpits daily, she will be perfectly fine. No need to spill water and money if it isn't necesary.
moop256 10
Does it smell were you live 88 because your wearing a gas mask. Maybe it's because everyone doesn't shower everyday
raphanne_fml 33
#88 It really depends on your skin. I have dry skin but use a handmade and organic product from Lush, which is excellent for my skin. I also put a moisturizer from head to toe afterwards, and I'm fine. I don't think not washing yourself down there for a week, like OP's mother, is very healthy...
DjeePee 25
Mouahaha, the old gasmask joke! Brilliant! Didn't see that coming! It's totally not overused by now! I have a sensitive skin and if I take a shower more then two times a week, it will totally be ruined. That being said, why not 1) simply wash your armpits/crotch everyday with water and 2) apply a good-smelling lotion on your skin? Good for the planet, good for your skin, a win-win situation, I would say. Oh, and taking one shower a week is definitely not not (yeah, double negation) unhealthy. We aren't meant to cover our body in chemical products everyday, you know?
raphanne_fml 33
#96 Yes, I know, thank you for your concern, hence the "handmade and organic" products from Lush I use. In other words, NOT chemicals.
raphanne_fml 33
And if you want to correct me for my double negation, learn the difference between "then" and "than".
moop256 10
I'm sorry 96 it was to good to pass. I knew it was probably over used but i just had too.
DjeePee 25
Raphanne, why do you think my comment was only meant for you? You may use good products, spendid, but the majority doesn't. And I wasn't correcting you, I was correcting myself so that I wouldn't get a 'omfg, you write it wrong!' shitstorm over me, but it seems I can't avoid my destiny.
raphanne_fml 33
#118 Well yes, I assumed that you were talking to me because you posted a second comment, just after I had commented, and it replied to what I said, on every point. I made the mistake to use a double negation, and I don't see another one on this thread (except yours when you jokingly helped me see mine). So, I don't want to sound egocentric, but I don't see how your comment could not be answering mine. But that's alright, let's forget and move on.
DocBastard 40
DGP - I just knew you'd say that. My comment was actually mainly directed at you. And I'm quite disappointed that you stick with this same old argument despite evidence to the contrary. I've read the research on daily versus weekly showering. The advantage to weekly showering is minimal at best - a slightly lower risk of viral and bacterial infections. The disadvantage is overwhelming - almost as overwhelming as the odor emanating from you. The bottom line is that unless you have extremely sensitive skin, daily showering is perfectly safe if you use mild soap, warm water, and moisturizer afterwards. It's the 21st century. Come join us.
moop256 10
Depends were you are doc. The idea of the 21st century is diffrent for some. For example when I worked Ethiopia for a few months the standards for the 21st centuary were probably that of an American in 1880...
mikeduse 0
88 you act like 54 is old, I don't know about u but my dad is 52 and he's not an old geezer he still works out and his active 54 is not old
thelaxersvlog 9
Sounds fine to me