Today, I've had bad gas all day. In bed, almost asleep, I felt the urge to fart, and thinking nothing of it, I let it rip. It wasn't a fart. FML
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Charlie Given
| 21
đ”SHIT HAPPENS as it is said, I feel ur pain have done it several times even once had a fistula pop and absolutely destroyed a mattress and bed set đđ
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UserDoesExist
| 12
omg lol
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tiny201002
| 6
You should never trust a fart lol
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RichardPencil
| 27
Looks like someone shit the bed!
I hope you were sleeping alone at the time. Otherwise, you will be for a long time!
I hope you were sleeping alone at the time. Otherwise, you will be for a long time!
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Nikki K
| 10
a wise man once told me...never trust a fart.
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i8cake
| 12
should never trust a fart! especially if it's been happening all day! you were brewing that đ©!
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Cowgirl1293
| 20
*farts*
"Ooooh, that's going to itch when it dries."
"Ooooh, that's going to itch when it dries."
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PolarBear2020
| 6
Aaaah..... rookie mistake
I hope you were sleeping alone at the time. Otherwise, you will be for a long time!