Today, I've had bad gas all day. In bed, almost asleep, I felt...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 20:00

Today, I've had bad gas all day. In bed, almost asleep, I felt the urge to fart, and thinking nothing of it, I let it rip. It wasn't a fart. FML

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tiny201002 8

Wednesday 24 July 2019 21:47

You should never trust a fart lol

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 24 July 2019 23:20

Looks like someone shit the bed! I hope you were sleeping alone at the time. Otherwise, you will be for a long time!

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Charlie Given 25

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Wednesday 24 July 2019 20:21

😵SHIT HAPPENS as it is said, I feel ur pain have done it several times even once had a fistula pop and absolutely destroyed a mattress and bed set 😭😕

UserDoesExist 13

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Wednesday 24 July 2019 20:24

omg lol

tiny201002 8

Wednesday 24 July 2019 21:47

You should never trust a fart lol

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 24 July 2019 23:20

Looks like someone shit the bed! I hope you were sleeping alone at the time. Otherwise, you will be for a long time!

Nikki K 10

Thursday 25 July 2019 3:02

a wise man once told me...never trust a fart.

i8cake 12

Thursday 25 July 2019 4:58

should never trust a fart! especially if it's been happening all day! you were brewing that 💩!

Cowgirl1293 26

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Thursday 25 July 2019 8:40

*farts* "Ooooh, that's going to itch when it dries."

PolarBear2020 10

Thursday 25 July 2019 17:42

Aaaah..... rookie mistake

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