By oopsie - 01/05/2019 20:00

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Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 883
You deserved it 354

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I’m not sure which would be worse: the person you were having sex with leaving forever immediately, or you having someone who can tolerate being shat upon.

Having someone who can tolerate that is called true love. Accidents happen, we don't know if they were sick or something, shit happens.

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I’m not sure which would be worse: the person you were having sex with leaving forever immediately, or you having someone who can tolerate being shat upon.

Having someone who can tolerate that is called true love. Accidents happen, we don't know if they were sick or something, shit happens.

Now thats a shitty situation 🤣🤣

diana 6

ba dam tss 😃

aangel94 9

I pray every single day this never ever happens to me

Dodge4x4Ram 46

You win for the month of May which is now 2019.

TCRII 29

My core philosophy is “Better you than me”.

Protip: This is what butt plugs are actually for.

Wait for real?

Wait for real?

Your name isn't Willam Shatner is it?

Doesn’t matter, had sex

anonurmom 12

Forgot the most important part of anal, Imodium.