By oopsie - 01/05/2019 20:00

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Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I’m not sure which would be worse: the person you were having sex with leaving forever immediately, or you having someone who can tolerate being shat upon.

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BEEEEES 15

Having someone who can tolerate that is called true love. Accidents happen, we don't know if they were sick or something, shit happens.

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RichardPencil 30

I’m not sure which would be worse: the person you were having sex with leaving forever immediately, or you having someone who can tolerate being shat upon.

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BEEEEES 15

Having someone who can tolerate that is called true love. Accidents happen, we don't know if they were sick or something, shit happens.

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aangel94 9

I pray every single day this never ever happens to me

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

You win for the month of May which is now 2019.

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TCRII 29

My core philosophy is “Better you than me”.

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anonurmom 12

Forgot the most important part of anal, Imodium.

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