By oopsie - 01/05/2019 20:00

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Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 815
You deserved it 341

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Well this brings a new meaning to getting the shit fucked out of you.

I’m not sure which would be worse: the person you were having sex with leaving forever immediately, or you having someone who can tolerate being shat upon.

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I’m not sure which would be worse: the person you were having sex with leaving forever immediately, or you having someone who can tolerate being shat upon.

Having someone who can tolerate that is called true love. Accidents happen, we don't know if they were sick or something, shit happens.

Now thats a shitty situation 🤣🤣

I pray every single day this never ever happens to me

You win for the month of May which is now 2019.

Well this brings a new meaning to getting the shit fucked out of you.

TCRII 29

My core philosophy is “Better you than me”.

Protip: This is what butt plugs are actually for.

Wait for real?

Wait for real?

Your name isn't Willam Shatner is it?

Doesn’t matter, had sex