Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off...

By Anonymous - 8/12/2015 00:40 - United States - Portland

Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. When he saw me, he threw an ash tray at me and told me to get out. FML

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By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6479913 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 12:01

I read this too quickly and thought you said that you walked in on your roommate jacking off to Frozen. As bizarre as it is, I found great relief in reading the entirety of the FML.

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#6479915 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 12:03

That boy ain't right, I tell you hwat.

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By feliciaheartu | 21

#6479902 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 11:47

What the hell?!

couchcat | 25

#6479982 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 14:17

Well I would say F His L

whatunicorn | 17

#6480117 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 17:00

Right? time for a new roommate. .

ObeyTheWaves | 11

#6480327 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 21:02

I think you mean, "What the Hill?!"

By weveallbeenthere | 30

#6479904 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 11:50

why Peggy Hill?

By websphere69 | 27

#6479906 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 11:52

Did he want some propane with that?

Sangue0608 | 26

#6479911 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 11:59

That may have been slightly funny if it were Hank.

ralphnader | 13

#6479985 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 14:26

Don't mock the greatness that is propane. Taste the meat, not the heat!

By oceaneyes213 | 21

#6479908 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 11:53

Bwaah!

By Sangue0608 | 26

#6479909 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 11:58

That's just something you can't unsee...

By Ihavegas | 22

#6479910 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 11:59

dude privacy man, a quick release is all man needs to start the day.

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6479913 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 12:01

I read this too quickly and thought you said that you walked in on your roommate jacking off to Frozen. As bizarre as it is, I found great relief in reading the entirety of the FML.