By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 00:40 - United States - Portland

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Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. When he saw me, he threw an ash tray at me and told me to get out. FML
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I read this too quickly and thought you said that you walked in on your roommate jacking off to Frozen. As bizarre as it is, I found great relief in reading the entirety of the FML.

That boy ain't right, I tell you hwat.

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What the hell?!

Well I would say F His L

Right? time for a new roommate. .

I think you mean, "What the Hill?!"

Did he want some propane with that?

That may have been slightly funny if it were Hank.

Don't mock the greatness that is propane. Taste the meat, not the heat!

That's just something you can't unsee...

dude privacy man, a quick release is all man needs to start the day.

I read this too quickly and thought you said that you walked in on your roommate jacking off to Frozen. As bizarre as it is, I found great relief in reading the entirety of the FML.

That's what I seen at first too lol.

If that were the case, then "let it go" would carry a whole new, and arguable far more important, meaning.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that at first

I don't know, Elsa's pretty hot for an animated character.

That boy ain't right, I tell you hwat.

He obviously into anime. Start printing off pictures of different female cartoon characters and leave them laying around. Lol

King of the Hill is not anime.

King of the Hill is my favorite anime.

King of the Hill is not anime.

Well I guess if Cory in the House is anime KotH classifies as one too :-)

was it a glass or plastic ash tray? that makes a big difference....... ?