By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 00:40 - United States - Portland

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Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. When he saw me, he threw an ash tray at me and told me to get out. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
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I read this too quickly and thought you said that you walked in on your roommate jacking off to Frozen. As bizarre as it is, I found great relief in reading the entirety of the FML.

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Mynamewontfi 40
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That boy ain't right, I tell you hwat.

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feliciaheartu 21
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What the hell?!

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couchcat 25
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Well I would say F His L

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whatunicorn 17
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Right? time for a new roommate. .

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ObeyTheWaves 11
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I think you mean, "What the Hill?!"

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websphere69 27
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Did he want some propane with that?

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Sangue0608 26
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That may have been slightly funny if it were Hank.

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ralphnader 13
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Don't mock the greatness that is propane. Taste the meat, not the heat!

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Sangue0608 26
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That's just something you can't unsee...

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Ihavegas 22
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dude privacy man, a quick release is all man needs to start the day.

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lexiieeex3 32
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I read this too quickly and thought you said that you walked in on your roommate jacking off to Frozen. As bizarre as it is, I found great relief in reading the entirety of the FML.

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Sangue0608 26
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That's what I seen at first too lol.

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Dave_Davington 33
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If that were the case, then "let it go" would carry a whole new, and arguable far more important, meaning.

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teentee401 36
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Glad I'm not the only one who thought that at first

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jkp1291 25
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I don't know, Elsa's pretty hot for an animated character.

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Mynamewontfi 40
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That boy ain't right, I tell you hwat.

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KILJOY310 11
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He obviously into anime. Start printing off pictures of different female cartoon characters and leave them laying around. Lol

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Myo_fml 20
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King of the Hill is not anime.

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AnyaS 19
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King of the Hill is my favorite anime.

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Nygma 14
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King of the Hill is not anime.

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DanCastellaneta 17
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Well I guess if Cory in the House is anime KotH classifies as one too :-)

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tiger820 20
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was it a glass or plastic ash tray? that makes a big difference....... ?

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