By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 00:40 - United States - Portland

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Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. When he saw me, he threw an ash tray at me and told me to get out. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

lexiieeex3 32

I read this too quickly and thought you said that you walked in on your roommate jacking off to Frozen. As bizarre as it is, I found great relief in reading the entirety of the FML.

Comments

websphere69 27

Did he want some propane with that?

That may have been slightly funny if it were Hank.

Don't mock the greatness that is propane. Taste the meat, not the heat!

That's just something you can't unsee...

Ihavegas 22

dude privacy man, a quick release is all man needs to start the day.

lexiieeex3 32

I read this too quickly and thought you said that you walked in on your roommate jacking off to Frozen. As bizarre as it is, I found great relief in reading the entirety of the FML.

If that were the case, then "let it go" would carry a whole new, and arguable far more important, meaning.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that at first

jkp1291 25

I don't know, Elsa's pretty hot for an animated character.

He obviously into anime. Start printing off pictures of different female cartoon characters and leave them laying around. Lol

AnyaS 19

King of the Hill is my favorite anime.

Well I guess if Cory in the House is anime KotH classifies as one too :-)

tiger820 20

was it a glass or plastic ash tray? that makes a big difference....... ?